Trending Content - Off Topic Forum
| +27 | How do we get as sharp as possible? | 11 | 10h |
| +18 | Q&A | Analyst | 8 | 4d |
| +15 | Best way to kill time? | 13 | 3h |
| +15 | Upselling yourself when you’re unqualified | 2 | 19h |
| +13 | How Are Cornell 7 / GC Members Affecting Your Bank or Firm? | 5 | 1d |
| 0 | Analyst Y1 - Messed up In First Week | 2 | 19h |
Career Resources
You're actually doing this? haha Then let's also have BO designations for users (1st year analyst, 2nd year etc).
HAHAHAHA is all I have to say. This was funny.......even if it is not true
I can see the forum topics now:
Jello vs. Pudding Why is our car service a short bus? Favorite brand of paste
Aw that's mean. LOL
"Urgent Help! Mom didn't velcro my shoes this morning. What to do?"
Which is more baller? Chevy Malibu or Ford Taurus
AMEX Green Card vs. Citi Gold Card (no interest for one year, of course)
Shit, and I went to a non-target
what's with all the pen15 related topixxx lately?
" HELP!!!!!my fucktoy wants to marry me, but I am just happy raping her, and........ SHE CAME FROM A NON-TARGET. What should I do!?!
this is gonna be the next post
jello vs pudding HAHAHAHAHA +1 imaginary banana for you :D
^---ratinamaze will post this
Match.com or Eharmony?
i hate back office motherfuckers
made my IBD life hell
i hope they all trip on their square toed kenneth coles and break their heads open on their hyndai sonatas
no guitar hero while your laid up in the hospital shitheads
"Living with your parents isn't as bad as people say it is" BO4Life
My response...get a real job and grow up
"I know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows someone, who knew this guy(I don't remember his name) who's a memeber of the syndicate for the deal you guys are working on"
Befriending the back office gets you all sorts of benefits. Even at small offices, it can really, really help to be on the good side of the secretaries and finance staff.
Yeah, I'm a fucking killjoy.
Sue me.
^
here's a reality that some of the kids will learn the hard way. it was opbvious to me not to make any enemies with people that can fuck you. anyone with a lick of sense should know that going in. however, sometimes, the BO cocksuckers have a chip on their shoulders against junior people in the front office that turns into hostility whether or not you have done anything to provoke them. this has happened to me. sorry dickheads, i graduated princeton and not ITT tech like you fuckwads and you lump me in with all the princeton grad MDs who treated you like shit. fuck you.
in these situations, you can't do much. they are already BO. what more can you do to fuck them?
what this means is that you do all of your own DP, all of your own troubleshooting, all PP and Word bullshit yourself. which fucking sucks, but that's life.
word to the wise.
It's a dickish thing to do, but it works.
Fear works: use it whenever necessary, and sometimes just for the hell of it.
you guys are ass holes!
Repellendus non est aut sed ut. Eos eligendi et natus sit velit ut. Excepturi labore ipsam assumenda quis.
Sunt ducimus consequuntur possimus et. Qui dolor exercitationem quae laborum veniam quia molestiae. Eum eos reprehenderit quibusdam qui. Qui vel quis rem et fugiat quia. At eos tempore assumenda hic et. Sed error voluptates eius quidem error optio consequatur laboriosam.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...