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lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/8/11 at 10:26pm
What i had in mind the partially dumb and hot ones...
she Twice my age but ill still hit that if she was rich as paris hilton
Only flaw is that she not Filthy Rich as the girl right next to her is

Before i start i want y'all to know i love women like any other men crave them for, there is beauty when we buy rolex, Armani, gucci but then their exquisite beauty meaning women with round Oval face, Pale milky marble white skin, body of Katy Perry, and Exotic eyes like Actress Eva Green or Singer Lights Valerie Polxietner, My Standard above normal i study a women like i study my textbook before a test in High school now im free but then again all those years of my youth the golden age as you supposedly smile looking back i can't reason why i never found that RICH HOT SINGLE WOMEN.
Now time running short for me so i sum it up in a few word below.

How does a good looking guy who not deviously handsome but dress well get a women from a rich family meaning their dad are ceo and millionaires? particularly the hot, young, and innocent( good) quality in a women

now dont say it only a fairy tale since i been with a lot of women, girls, granny, mom you name it i done it now i'm moving up the ladder as they say yet i dont seem to have any lucky finding them

any helps my Fellow Monkeys of WSO society

p.s The only disadvantage i have is not having much money but then again women never require money if you have the charm and audacity of experience to get them which i have no doubt i have...

If you have to know my motive well i tell you since it no secret can be hide from us Monkeys it that i LOOKING for Essential connection that get me places in high society from her family connection

but still some of you yeah you know who you are think im a regular troll who love trolling on WSO i assure it not, this is my last result getting here

Also if women read this i want you to know i have the highest value of respect for you since i admire you like the new Bmw i got for my Graduation gift, so tell what wrong with given a car a test run to see if it run like were made for each other same philosophy on women

a little history about myself

women has and always been a trophy prize for me ever since i started the Boy scout at 8 year old, instead of selling cookie box to neighbor like the other kid are doing street by street day on night to sell just 5 maybe 10 cookie box, I went to one lady particular a friendly lady now that i remember it her name should be Valentine McNamara she was the mother of my best pal Josh who i know since pre-school, yet i know she always had a sweet spot for young boy like me so i decide to take advantage of that weakness of her and you probably know how it all end their.

that day i sold 500 and all the other boy combine sold 50, i raised my head high while receiving my Badge.

Now after reading that I hope you understand my situation is a serious one

For all those who are obviously blind to my post thinking im a troll maybe this would prove otherwise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGU8irAT7sg

MOD EDIT: Trolls getting out of hand.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one
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cubechimp's picture

lol

cubechimp
      IB
 
(Baboon, 131
 
Points)
 on 7/8/11 at 10:32pm

lol

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lwgreendog18's picture

it not funny at all I'm at a

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/8/11 at 10:35pm

it not funny at all I'm at a situation to put my best skill on the line

in other word i'm thinking outside the box

Im never going to work 10-12 hour a day, 100+ hr a week to get a promotion in 2 year while licking my boss balls and ass

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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Ske7ch's picture

fantastic.

Ske7ch
      O
 
(Senior Orangutan, 473
 
Points)
 on 7/8/11 at 11:19pm

fantastic.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
- The harder you work, the luckier you become.
- I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.

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Midas Mulligan Magoo's picture

silver banana

Midas Mulligan Magoo
     
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,167
 
Points)
 on 7/8/11 at 11:37pm

silver

banana

Where I unload on Twits and take verbal S***s

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Freshcut's picture

All I can say is that your a

Freshcut
     
 
(Senior Monkey, 97
 
Points)
 on 7/8/11 at 11:48pm

All I can say is that your a pussy. Be a man, grow a sack, and actually go out and earn your respect instead of just trying to leach off some girl and her dad.

I have absolutely no respect for any man that doesn't pull his own weight and just lives off his rich girl friend or wife.

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NYCSA's picture

'Kay, so...two things. 1.

NYCSA
      IB
 
 
(Baboon, 139
 
Points)
 on 7/8/11 at 11:59pm

'Kay, so...two things.

1. Women don't like broke men. Women don't even like middle class men--they simply settle for them. Give a woman a middle class guy and a rich, successful one, everything else equal, they WILL go for the rich one, every single time. Wealthy women take this to the nth degree--a wealthy woman is NOT dating a broke man unless she has some disturbingly severe issues with herself. Girl's got a rep to uphold. Ergo, you don't stand a fucking chance. ESPECIALLY if you aren't even cute. She MIGHT slum it and fuck you, but she'll never marry you, and she'll never let you into her circle. Keep dreaming.

2. The only thing worse than a golddigger is a male golddigger. Grow the hell up-- you want a woman to take care of you, go move back in with your mom.

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lwgreendog18's picture

Freshcut wrote: All I can say

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 12:41am
Freshcut:

All I can say is that your a pussy. Be a man, grow a sack, and actually go out and earn your respect instead of just trying to leach off some girl and her dad.

I have absolutely no respect for any man that doesn't pull his own weight and just lives off his rich girl friend or wife.

What wrong leeching off some girl and her dad it call being resourceful not some guy who wasted his 10 yr of youth to get promoted when i can do it all in couple week with a girl who dad in position to do that for me

Im smart and you call me a pussy heck i would say im opposite of that completely when im banging them so no way in hell i'm one

now respect part who give a damn about respect when your serving me in the restaurant or any other job that is

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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mfoste1's picture

op u sure are a stupid cunt!

mfoste1
      ST
 
(Gorilla, 602
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 12:43am

op u sure are a stupid cunt!

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lwgreendog18's picture

NYCSA wrote: 'Kay, so...two

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 12:45am
NYCSA:

'Kay, so...two things.

1. Women don't like broke men. Women don't even like middle class men--they simply settle for them. Give a woman a middle class guy and a rich, successful one, everything else equal, they WILL go for the rich one, every single time. Wealthy women take this to the nth degree--a wealthy woman is NOT dating a broke man unless she has some disturbingly severe issues with herself. Girl's got a rep to uphold. Ergo, you don't stand a fucking chance. ESPECIALLY if you aren't even cute. She MIGHT slum it and fuck you, but she'll never marry you, and she'll never let you into her circle. Keep dreaming.

2. The only thing worse than a golddigger is a male golddigger. Grow the hell up-- you want a woman to take care of you, go move back in with your mom.

I think you misunderstand me that im not broke at all and who said that my look was average it magnificent and beside that i am told by countless women of all ages that i have a eccentric, electric, essential personality that work like a magnet to all women who straight, lesbian, Transgender, and Bisexual

now for yo number 2 im am not a gold digger let make that clear yes i sound like one in the post but actually im only after position not the cash or gold as you put it but the position of power that would take a normal men many year of his youth to accomplish while i can take short cut road safe myself precious time and work as to say that im not working hard guilty of that but i am working SMART

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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lwgreendog18 wrote: Im smart

Liquidated
     
 
(Senior Chimp, 22
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 1:29am
lwgreendog18:

Im smart

Stop right there. Your spelling and grammar and overall demeanor say otherwise.....I can't allow myself to read any further even if I were willing to put forth the effort to piece together your sentence structures.....

Good luck with the lady hunt.

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lwgreendog18's picture

Liquidated

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 1:38am
Liquidated:
lwgreendog18:

Im smart

Stop right there. Your spelling and grammar and overall demeanor say otherwise.....I can't allow myself to read any further even if I were willing to put forth the effort to piece together your sentence structures.....

Good luck with the lady hunt.

sometimes a little effort goes along way

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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-caP1taL1sm..'s picture

its shit like this that gets

-caP1taL1sm..
      IB
 
(Baboon, 164
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 1:49am

its shit like this that gets me through the day...thank you sir

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seedy underbelly's picture

Haha. OP if I had any SB's

seedy underbelly
      IB
 
(King Kong, 1,090
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 2:32am

Haha. OP if I had any SB's left I'd give you one.

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thisisoneofthem's picture

what a fucking troll

thisisoneofthem
      PE
 
(Chimp, 11
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 8:49am

what a fucking troll

Life all comes down to a few moments

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JackJM's picture

I understand you. When I

JackJM
     
 
(Senior Chimp, 25
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 8:59am

I understand you. When I started banking I also started dating an Russian blonde whose father owned a bank. She was f***ing hot and cute, not smart but really really nice, dressed with 30k$ Channel stuff every day and had 100k$ watch but best of all, she was really down to earth and no posh at all. She just wore expensive stuff because she was used to it, but she didn't gave shit if we went out to a 10$ restaurant, in my 1982 car. She really didn't gave shit and had fun in any situation, was it on her father yacht or just walking out without spending a $.

I left her because I was not sure if I liked her or her money. I know that I liked her but was not sure if enough and also felt like her money was also attracting me as a magnet. If we ever married, I didn't want to see myself leaving her after 10 years. She was important to me so I didn't want to make her suffer in the future and that's why I left. If she didn't have money, I would still be with her one year later. Besides, I also knew that having money from her would distract me from my goal of making a fortune in finance.

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go to an ivy league school.

Adelbert_Buffington
      CF
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 9:15am
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says the kid from cornell

cubechimp
      IB
 
(Baboon, 131
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 10:10am
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whathowwhere's picture

hahaha this guy can't be

whathowwhere
     
 
(Chimp, 14
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 10:15am
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shorttheworld's picture

this is putting ratinamaze's

shorttheworld
      EN
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,310
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 10:37am

I need a crib, a big estate, I need a boat and that need a lake, I need some salmon that need a plate, that need a chef so I feed my safe

From trading equities to slanging wine in Latin America

A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what a ship i

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txjustin's picture

Pure gold! By the way OP,

txjustin
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 2,447
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 10:53am
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NYCSA's picture

lwgreendog18 wrote: NYCSA

NYCSA
      IB
 
 
(Baboon, 139
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 10:56am
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Salix's picture

Women so it all the time to

Salix
      O
 
(Chimp, 1
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 11:16am
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NYCSA's picture

Yes, and those women are

NYCSA
      IB
 
 
(Baboon, 139
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 11:32am
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kelleykid's picture

wtf

kelleykid
      CO
 
(Senior Orangutan, 392
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 11:46am
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buybuybuy's picture

You should post a picture of

buybuybuy
      AM
 
(Senior Orangutan, 406
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 12:43pm
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lwgreendog18's picture

JackJM wrote: I understand

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 1:58pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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NYCSA wrote: lwgreendog18

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 1:59pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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Neighbor's picture

im am interested in dis too.

Neighbor
      IB
 
(King Kong, 1,236
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 2:11pm

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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This was only funny because

happypantsmcgee
      O
 
 
(Almost Human, 9,621
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 2:27pm

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

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(No subject)

design
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 643
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 2:29pm
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monty09's picture

lwgreendog18 wrote: NYCSA

monty09
      EN
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,399
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 2:30pm

WSO Conf - June 29, 2013

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monty09 wrote: lwgreendog18

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 2:41pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
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Argonaut's picture

Lol. SB. You might want to

Argonaut
     
 
(King Kong, 1,762
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 2:47pm

More is good, all is better

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Argonaut wrote: Lol. SB. You

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 3:02pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
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lwgreendog18 wrote: Argonaut

Argonaut
     
 
(King Kong, 1,762
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 3:47pm

More is good, all is better

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D M's picture

OP, women like strong men for

D M
      O
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,807
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 5:24pm

"WSO is like the 300 for anti spamage. None shall pass." -happypantsmcgee
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer

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D M wrote: OP, women like

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 5:52pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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lwgreendog18 wrote: NYCSA

NYCSA
      IB
 
 
(Baboon, 139
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 5:59pm
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NYCSA wrote: lwgreendog18

bfin
      CF
 
(Neanderthal, 2,772
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 6:05pm

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

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marcellus_wallace's picture

Lots of hate in here. Like

marcellus_wallace
      ST
 
 
(King Kong, 1,617
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 6:14pm
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D M's picture

When I said strong, I didn't

D M
      O
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,807
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 6:22pm

"WSO is like the 300 for anti spamage. None shall pass." -happypantsmcgee
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer

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marcellus_wallace wrote: Lots

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 6:24pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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marcellus_wallace wrote: Lots

NYCSA
      IB
 
 
(Baboon, 139
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 6:34pm
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Just playing devil's advocate

marcellus_wallace
      ST
 
 
(King Kong, 1,617
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 6:44pm
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marcellus_wallace wrote: Just

NYCSA
      IB
 
 
(Baboon, 139
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 7:00pm
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D M's picture

"Because that would make him

D M
      O
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,807
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 7:04pm

"WSO is like the 300 for anti spamage. None shall pass." -happypantsmcgee
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer

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NYCSA

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 7:13pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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lwgreendog18's picture

NYCSA

lwgreendog18
      O
 
(Monkey, 63
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 7:16pm

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause
While the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one

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D M's picture

This is the worst troll ever.

D M
      O
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 4,807
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 7:29pm

"WSO is like the 300 for anti spamage. None shall pass." -happypantsmcgee
"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer

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lwgreendog18 wrote: NYCSA

NYCSA
      IB
 
 
(Baboon, 139
 
Points)
 on 7/9/11 at 7:30pm
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Web Site Security Rules. Users are prohibited from violating or attempting to violate the security of the Web Site, including, without limitation, (a) accessing data not intended for such user or logging into a server or account which the user is not authorized to access, (b) attempting to probe, scan or test the vulnerability of a system or network or to breach security or authentication measures without proper authorization, (c) attempting to interfere with service to any user, host or network, including, without limitation, via means of submitting a virus to the Web Site, overloading, "flooding", "spamming", "mailbombing" or "crashing", (d) sending unsolicited e-mail, including promotions and/or advertising of products or services, or (e) forging any TCP/IP packet header or any part of the header information in any e-mail. Violations of system or network security may result in civil or criminal liability. The Company will investigate occurrences which may involve such violations and may involve, and cooperate with, law enforcement authorities in prosecuting users who are involved in such violations.

Specific Prohibited Uses.

The Company specifically prohibits any use of the Web Site, and all users agree not to use the Web Site, for any of the following:

  • Posting any incomplete, false or inaccurate biographical information or information which is not your own accurate resume
  • Using any device, software or routine to interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper working of this Web Site or any activity being conducted on this site.
  • Taking any action which imposes an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on this Web Site?s infrastructure.
  • If you have a password allowing access to a non-public area of this Web Site, disclosing to or sharing your password with any third parties or using your password for any unauthorized purpose.
  • Notwithstanding anything to the contrary contained herein, using or attempting to use any engine, software, tool, agent or other device or mechanism (including without limitation browsers, spiders, robots, avatars or intelligent agents) to navigate or search this Web Site other than the search engine and search agents available from the Company on this Web Site and other than generally available third party web browsers (e.g., Netscape Navigator, Microsoft Explorer).
  • Attempting to decipher, decompile, disassemble or reverse engineer any of the software comprising or in any way making up a part of the Web Site.
  • Aggregating, copying or duplicating in any manner any of the materials or information available from the Web Site.
  • Framing of or linking to any of the materials or information available from the Web Site.

User Information.

When you register for the Web Site, you will be asked to provide the Company with certain information including, without limitation, a valid email address (your "Information"). In addition to the terms and conditions that may be set forth in any privacy policy on this Web Site, you understand and agree that the Company may disclose to third parties, on an anonymous basis, certain aggregate information contained in your registration application. The Company reserves the right to offer third party services and products to you based on the preferences that you identify in your registration and at any time thereafter; such offers may be made by the Company or by third parties. Please see the Company's Privacy Policy below for further details regarding your Information.

Registration and Password.

You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your information and password. You shall be responsible for all uses of your registration, whether or not authorized by you. You agree to immediately notify the Company of any unauthorized use of your registration or password.

The Company's Liability.

As a condition to your use of this site, you release the Company (and our agents and employees) from claims, demands and damages (actual and consequential, direct and indirect) of every kind and nature, known and unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, arising out of or in any way connected with such disputes. If you are a California resident, you waive California Civil Code d1542, which says: "A general release does not extend to claims which the creditor does not know or suspect to exist in his favor at the time of executing the release, which if known by him must have materially affected his settlement with the debtor."

We are under no legal obligation to, and generally do not, control the information provided by other users which is made available through the Web Site. By its very nature, other people?s information may be offensive, harmful or inaccurate, and in some cases will be mislabeled or deceptively labeled. We expect that you will use caution and common sense when using this Web Site.

The Material may contain inaccuracies or typographical errors. The Company makes no representations about the accuracy, reliability, completeness, or timeliness of the Web Site or the Material. The use of the Web Site and the Material is at your own risk. Changes are periodically made to the Web Site and may be made at any time.

You acknowledge and agree that you are solely responsible for the content and accuracy of any resume or material contained therein placed by you on the Web Site and you agree to let any users that are identified as recruiters (designated in the sole discretion of the Company) to have access to your resume.

The Company is not to be considered to be an employer with respect to your use of the Web Site and the Company shall not be responsible for any employment decisions, for whatever reason made, made by any entity posting jobs on the Web Site.

THE COMPANY DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE WEB SITE WILL OPERATE ERROR-FREE OR THAT THE WEB SITE AND ITS SERVER ARE FREE OF COMPUTER VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL MECHANISMS. IF YOUR USE OF THE WEB SITE OR THE MATERIAL RESULTS IN THE NEED FOR SERVICING OR REPLACING EQUIPMENT OR DATA, THE COMPANY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE COSTS.

THE WEB SITE AND MATERIAL ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" BASIS WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. THE COMPANY, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING THE WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. THE COMPANY MAKES NO WARRANTIES ABOUT THE ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, COMPLETENESS, OR TIMELINESS OF THE MATERIAL, SERVICES, SOFTWARE, TEXT, GRAPHICS, AND LINKS.

Disclaimer of Consequential Damages.

IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COMPANY, ITS SUPPLIERS, OR ANY THIRD PARTIES MENTIONED ON THE WEB SITE BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, INCIDENTAL AND CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, LOST PROFITS, OR DAMAGES RESULTING FROM LOST DATA OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) RESULTING FROM THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE WEB SITE AND THE MATERIAL, WHETHER BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, TORT, OR ANY OTHER LEGAL THEORY, AND WHETHER OR NOT THE COMPANY IS ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

Links to Other Sites.

The Web Site may contain links to third party web sites. These links are provided solely as a convenience to you and not as an endorsement by the Company of the contents on such third-party Web sites. The Company is not responsible for the content of linked third-party sites and does not make any representations regarding the content or accuracy of materials on such third party Web sites. If you decide to access linked third party Web sites, you do so at your own risk.

No Resale or Unauthorized Commercial Use.

You agree not to resell or assign your rights or obligations under these Term of Use. You also agree not to make any unauthorized commercial use of the Web Site.

Limitation of Liability.

The aggregate liability for the Company to you for all claims arising from the use of the Materials is limited to $1.

Termination.

The Company reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to pursue all of its legal remedies, including but not limited to immediate termination of your registration with or ability to access the Web Site and/or any other service provided to you by the Company, upon any breach by you of these Terms and Conditions or if the Company is unable to verify or authenticate any information you submit to the Web Site registration with or ability to access the Web Site.

Indemnity.

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Company, its officers, directors, employees and agents, from and against any claims, actions or demands, including without limitation reasonable legal and accounting fees, alleging or resulting from your use of the Material or your breach of the terms of these Terms and Conditions. The Company shall provide notice to you promptly of any such claim, suit, or proceeding and shall assist you, at your expense, in defending any such claim, suit or proceeding.

General.

The Company makes no claims that the Materials may be lawfully viewed or downloaded outside of the United States. Access to the Materials may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries. If you access the Web Site from outside of the United States, you do so at your own risk and are responsible for compliance with the laws of your jurisdiction. These Terms and conditions are governed by the internal substantive laws of the State of New York, without respect to its conflict of laws principles. Jurisdiction for any claims arising under this agreement shall lie exclusively with the state or federal courts within New York, New York. If any provision of these Terms and Conditions are found to be invalid by any court having competent jurisdiction, the invalidity of such provision shall not affect the validity of the remaining provisions of these Terms and Conditions, which shall remain in full force and effect. No waiver of any term of these Terms and Conditions shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or any other term. Except as expressly provided in additional terms of use for areas of the Web Site a particular "Legal Notice," or Software License or Material on particular Web pages, these Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and the Company with respect to the use of Web Site. No changes to these Terms and Conditions shall be made except by a revised posting on this page.

PRIVACY POLICY

The Company recognizes that you are concerned about privacy. We are committed to preserving your privacy and safeguarding your sensitive information. The following statement describes the general information-gathering and usage practices of our sites.

Our staff, contractors, Internet service providers and others involved in this site follow this policy or similarly strict policies regarding your Information.

Disclosure

The Company is committed to fully disclosing our policies regarding the collection, use, maintenance, disclosure and security of personal information obtained from users of our site. The term "personal information" includes a name, address, email address, or any other information which could be used to contact you directly or to identify you personally.

Use and Disclosure Limitations

The Company only uses personal information about its Web site users for specific purposes. We do not share user information with third parties except when we have told users about the disclosures, when we have prior consent, or when required by law.

Use Policy: When the Company gathers personal information from users, we ask for permission first. We also disclose, at the time of collection, how the information will be used by us. Personal information is used for activities such as auto-completion of commonly-used forms and helping us contact you when you solicit information from us.

Disclosure Policy: We do not normally disclose personal information to anyone outside of the Company unless we have previously informed users about the disclosures. However, some data may be used from time to time by outside contractors, including auditors or consultants, to assist us in carrying out necessary financial or operational activities. These uses will be consistent with this privacy policy and all contractors using this potential personal information must agree to safeguard it, to use it only for the authorized purpose, and to return it or destroy it upon completion of the activity.

The Company might be required to disclose personal information in response to a valid legal process such as a subpoena, search warrant or court order.

Although unlikely, it is possible that we may have to make certain disclosures to ensure the security of our Web site, to protect its integrity, or to take precautions against potential liability. In any of these situations, we will take any reasonable steps to limit the scope of the data disclosed.

Web Logs: The Company maintains standard Web logs that record basic information about visitors to our Web site. These logs contain: * The Internet domain from which you came to our Web site. * Your IP address. An IP address is a series of numbers which uniquely identifies your connection to the Internet. Although it is possible in some instances, certain types of IP addresses may be used by interested persons to identify users but we do not attempt to identify users in this way. * The type of browser (e.g., Internet Explorer or Netscape) and operating system (e.g., Windows 98) you use. * The date and time you visited the site, and the pages you saw.

We use Web log information to design our Web site, identify popular features, and in similar ways. We do not try to identify individuals from Web logs or to link Web logs to other user information. However, if someone tries to damage our Web site or use it in an unauthorized or illegal way, we may share Web log information with law enforcement agencies. The Company may provide aggregate information such as the number of users who visit particular pages of the site, or the number of people who link to certain external sites from our site, to other parties.

Changes to Privacy Policy

The Company's features and services will change over time and our information-gathering practices and policies may also change.

While our philosophy of protecting user information from inappropriate uses and disclosures will not change, this policy will be updated occasionally to include any change that materially affects the collection, maintenance, use, or disclosure of personal information.

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