Cheesiest Movie Quotes
Happy Sunday, monkeys! Time for a few laughs.
You know there are always those parts in a movie (sometimes a truly excellent movie) that makes you raise an eyebrow and say, "Did he really just say that?"
This is a very fun video by the same creators of "100 Greatest Movie Insults," posted here previously. What's great is that no one will be surprised by the movies with the most entries: Star Wars Episodes 1-3, Batman and Robin, and pretty much any movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. I must say, I'm amazed and dismayed to see only one quote from "The Room," but then again, that entire movie is a hilarious cheese-fest anyway.
It's hard to pick my favorite, but anything where the tone of the quote is just so angry that it is completely out of sync with the words being spoken makes me laugh. Hence, "Put. The bunny. Back. In the Box." Or, "STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!"
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc
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Not sure if this is included
Not sure if this is included in the video (I'll have to watch it later), but I'm a big fan of Nicolas Cage in the Wicker Man. "You Bitches! Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey!"
I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe
That line is thoughtfully
That line is thoughtfully included.
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"I have to return some
"I have to return some videotapes."
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
"I have come here to chew
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum.."
"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
"Because I want to fit in."
"Because I want to fit in."
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Pretty much every line
Pretty much every line uttered by Steven Seagal in all his movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2u06eAyDKM
I'm just waiting for Frieds
I'm just waiting for Frieds to chime in; he could probably come up with a separate 100 all by himself.
Oh, and they forgot Shia LaBeouf from "Money Never Sleeps": "THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!!! YOU'RE LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA!"
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they are eating her....then
they are eating her....then theyre going to eat me..hahah never gets old
|| But feeling good and enjoying life are prerequisites to success, not by products of it- Midas Mulligan Magoo ||
"You complete me"....followed
"You complete me"....followed by "you had me at hello"
Its a pressure valve...it
Its a pressure valve...it won't open unless there's tremendous amount of pressure
I was a little taken aback
I was a little taken aback that they didn't include the final part of the Troll 2 quote: "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!...oh my GOOOOOOOOOOD!"
By the way, feel free to post any that they missed...
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"I live my life a quarter
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
(No subject)
Air Force One was a decent
Air Force One was a decent movie at the time. Taken was not.
In The Flesh, I'm sitting
In The Flesh, I'm sitting here and I just want to figure out where to begin... There are sooo many great quotes to include. They had a good list though.
I told you Marty, the price
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
Frieds wrote: In The Flesh,
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JACK NEVER LET GO
I need a crib, a big estate, I need a boat and that need a lake, I need some salmon that need a plate, that need a chef so I feed my safe
From trading equities to slanging wine in Latin America
A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what a ship i
I'll have what she's having.
Connor wrote: I told you
"I'd rather die than be a phony." - Patrice O'Neal
shorttheworld
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That movie Taken was the
-Every Batman line ever
"I'd rather die than be a phony." - Patrice O'Neal
How about Michelle Monaghan
The Hawaiians think we're
the last quote in that clip
relinquis... Killing the GMAT this December; Over/Under set at: 725 GMATs.
From "The Mummy Returns,"
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"If it dies...it dies".
GAME OVER MAN, GAME
Amphipathic wrote: GAME OVER
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go.with.the.flow
adapt or die wrote: "I live
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.
FinancialNoviceII wrote: Air
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.