Cheesiest Movie Quotes

Happy Sunday, monkeys! Time for a few laughs.

You know there are always those parts in a movie (sometimes a truly excellent movie) that makes you raise an eyebrow and say, "Did he really just say that?"

This is a very fun video by the same creators of "100 Greatest Movie Insults," posted here previously. What's great is that no one will be surprised by the movies with the most entries: Star Wars Episodes 1-3, Batman and Robin, and pretty much any movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. I must say, I'm amazed and dismayed to see only one quote from "The Room," but then again, that entire movie is a hilarious cheese-fest anyway.

It's hard to pick my favorite, but anything where the tone of the quote is just so angry that it is completely out of sync with the words being spoken makes me laugh. Hence, "Put. The bunny. Back. In the Box." Or, "STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!"

Enjoy!

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Not sure if this is included in the video (I'll have to watch it later), but I'm a big fan of Nicolas Cage in the Wicker Man. "You Bitches! Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey!"

I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe
 

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum.."

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."
 

I'm just waiting for Frieds to chime in; he could probably come up with a separate 100 all by himself.

Oh, and they forgot Shia LaBeouf from "Money Never Sleeps": "THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!!! YOU'RE LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA!"

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 

I was a little taken aback that they didn't include the final part of the Troll 2 quote: "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!...oh my GOOOOOOOOOOD!"

By the way, feel free to post any that they missed...

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 
adapt or die"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"

Sounds like a Toyota Prius.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.
 
FinancialNoviceIIAir Force One was a decent movie at the time. Taken was not.

Fuck you man. Taken was baller as fuck.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.
 

In The Flesh, I'm sitting here and I just want to figure out where to begin... There are sooo many great quotes to include. They had a good list though.

 
FriedsIn The Flesh, I'm sitting here and I just want to figure out where to begin... There are sooo many great quotes to include. They had a good list though.

I'll start then: How much do you have to give him? WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU??!?!

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 

I told you Marty, the price is $200 per quilt... well this is handmade quality shit we're talkin. Alright, well when do you need them by? Alrighty great doin business with ya. Alright people turn up your volumes. I've got good news...we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

 
ConnorI told you Marty, the price is $200 per quilt... well this is handmade quality shit we're talkin. Alright, well when do you need them by? Alrighty great doin business with ya. Alright people turn up your volumes. I've got good news...we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

This post just pulled landscapin duty.

"I'd rather die than be a phony." - Patrice O'Neal
 

-Every Batman line ever uttered by Christian Bale. The dialogue on script is great, the execution...eh.

-"Ditto" from Ghost...glad it was included, always hated that one for some reason.

Finally, can't believe this wasn't mentioned...

GARBAGE DAY!

"I'd rather die than be a phony." - Patrice O'Neal
 

How about Michelle Monaghan to Casey Affleck in "Gone, Baby, Gone?"

"She's arsenic."

Great movie. Terrible word choice.

 

From "The Mummy Returns," possibly the hammiest line ever bellowed:

"GO TO HELL, AND TAKE YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU!!!"

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 

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