Happy Sunday, monkeys! Time for a few laughs.
You know there are always those parts in a movie (sometimes a truly excellent movie) that makes you raise an eyebrow and say, "Did he really just say that?"
This is a very fun video by the same creators of "100 Greatest Movie Insults," posted here previously. What's great is that no one will be surprised by the movies with the most entries: Star Wars Episodes 1-3, Batman and Robin, and pretty much any movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. I must say, I'm amazed and dismayed to see only one quote from "The Room," but then again, that entire movie is a hilarious cheese-fest anyway.
It's hard to pick my favorite, but anything where the tone of the quote is just so angry that it is completely out of sync with the words being spoken makes me laugh. Hence, "Put. The bunny. Back. In the Box." Or, "STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!"
Enjoy!
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Not sure if this is included in the video (I'll have to watch it later), but I'm a big fan of Nicolas Cage in the Wicker Man. "You Bitches! Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey!"
That line is thoughtfully included.
"I have to return some videotapes."
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum.."
"Because I want to fit in."
Pretty much every line uttered by Steven Seagal in all his movies.
I'm just waiting for Frieds to chime in; he could probably come up with a separate 100 all by himself.
Oh, and they forgot Shia LaBeouf from "Money Never Sleeps": "THIS IS YOUR MOMENT!!! YOU'RE LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA!"
they are eating her....then theyre going to eat me..hahah never gets old
"You complete me"....followed by "you had me at hello"
Its a pressure valve...it won't open unless there's tremendous amount of pressure
I was a little taken aback that they didn't include the final part of the Troll 2 quote: "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!...oh my GOOOOOOOOOOD!"
By the way, feel free to post any that they missed...
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
Sounds like a Toyota Prius.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/P-pHc811Ym8
Air Force One was a decent movie at the time. Taken was not.
Fuck you man. Taken was baller as fuck.
In The Flesh, I'm sitting here and I just want to figure out where to begin... There are sooo many great quotes to include. They had a good list though.
I'll start then: How much do you have to give him? WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU??!?!
I told you Marty, the price is $200 per quilt... well this is handmade quality shit we're talkin. Alright, well when do you need them by? Alrighty great doin business with ya. Alright people turn up your volumes. I've got good news...we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
This post just pulled landscapin duty.
JACK
NEVER LET GO
Well played, short. Classic.
I'll have what she's having.
That movie Taken was the cheesiest thing ever.
-Every Batman line ever uttered by Christian Bale. The dialogue on script is great, the execution...eh.
-"Ditto" from Ghost...glad it was included, always hated that one for some reason.
Finally, can't believe this wasn't mentioned...
GARBAGE DAY!
How about Michelle Monaghan to Casey Affleck in "Gone, Baby, Gone?"
"She's arsenic."
Great movie. Terrible word choice.
The Hawaiians think we're idiots because we serve peach cobbler and we do it all in spit cup! Hoo ha cherry soda!
the last quote in that clip was great (also the entire point of the film)... you guys have to check this out (won't be able to watch top gun the same way again)...
From "The Mummy Returns," possibly the hammiest line ever bellowed:
"GO TO HELL, AND TAKE YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU!!!"
"If it dies...it dies".
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!
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