NSFW Episode 34: John Mack, WSO Chat


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This week's recommended reading:
The Fund
and
Why Leaders Lie: The Truth About Lying in International Politics

Have a great week, guys!

 

Midas, I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little scared about what will happen when you make THAT post.

I think one of the issues with the chat room was that most of us can't really use it at work because it will be blocked.

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 
In The Flesh:
Midas, I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little scared about what will happen when you make THAT post.

They tend to be leaner than the upper classes, with lesser amounts of lard and that gamey free range juiciness only found in the animals which have actually been chased by their future captors. They are also fond of foraging for their food and have rarely been exposed to mass feed incubators. All in all, a yummy proposition.

In The Flesh:
I think one of the issues with the chat room was that most of us can't really use it at work because it will be blocked.

What is this work thing you speak of? Are you not raging against Wall Street banksters like all good peoples of mother earthsbian and father fuckfaceitis?

 
Best Response
Midas Mulligan Magoo:
In The Flesh:
Midas, I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little scared about what will happen when you make THAT post.

They tend to be leaner than the upper classes, with lesser amounts of lard and that gamey free range juiciness only found in the animals which have actually been chased by their future captors. They are also fond of foraging for their food and have rarely been exposed to mass feed incubators. All in all, a yummy proposition.

In The Flesh:
I think one of the issues with the chat room was that most of us can't really use it at work because it will be blocked.

What is this work thing you speak of? Are you not raging against Wall Street banksters like all good peoples of mother earthsbian and father fuckfaceitis?

I believe Jonathan Swift may have beaten you to your modest proposal centuries ago, pal. ;)

But as far as the chat room, I'm more concerned that it won't be able to develop fully as long as a lot of the Certified Users and writers are out there in the fields, fighting for their meals and putting their backs into their living, if you know what I mean.

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 
Edmundo Braverman:
In The Flesh:
I believe Jonathan Swift may have beaten you to your modest proposal centuries ago, pal. ;)

You gotta be Irish. Nobody outside of Ireland knows that.

Nah, they are teaching this in American schools. We read this my junior year of high school.

looking for that pick-me-up to power through an all-nighter?
 

Eddie, when I was in High School, I read A Modest Proposal, Walden and Self-Reliance as part of the high school curriculum. Like In The Flesh, I read Swift's A Modest Proposal in my Junior Year. Walden and Self-Reliance were taught during my Sophomore year of high school.

 

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