This is one of those times when I question whether the OP is 1) Fucking stupid 2) Slightly Retarded or 3) Trying to be funny and failing miserably. Sadly, I find myself doing this a lot and there is never a clear answer.

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Ray Finkle:
Who is it? Who is the rainmaker? I just got a Seiko watch and would say it is top 5 nice of all the people on here.

You should think about pawning that sucker for make benefit your glorious nation of Kazakhstan!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Really sad how little respect people have for this board. This question is stupid on so many levels.

Lot of legit I industry people onthis board, shame that people piss away a great networking opp.

 
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Really sad how little respect people have for this board. This question is stupid on so many levels.

Lot of legit I industry people onthis board, shame that people piss away a great networking opp.

I couldn't agree more. This site is single-handedly responsible for the contacts I've made in this industry, which opened a lot of doors and gave me the opportunity to get a great SA position. I don't understand why some people on here post useless things like this as opposed to using it to their benefit.

 

I have 192 friends on facebook, that's gotta be at least middle-class in e-friend terms.

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