This is one of those times when I question whether the OP is 1) Fucking stupid 2) Slightly Retarded or 3) Trying to be funny and failing miserably. Sadly, I find myself doing this a lot and there is never a clear answer.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
Ray Finkle:
Who is it? Who is the rainmaker? I just got a Seiko watch and would say it is top 5 nice of all the people on here.

You should think about pawning that sucker for make benefit your glorious nation of Kazakhstan!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Really sad how little respect people have for this board. This question is stupid on so many levels.

Lot of legit I industry people onthis board, shame that people piss away a great networking opp.

 
ANT:
Really sad how little respect people have for this board. This question is stupid on so many levels.

Lot of legit I industry people onthis board, shame that people piss away a great networking opp.

I couldn't agree more. This site is single-handedly responsible for the contacts I've made in this industry, which opened a lot of doors and gave me the opportunity to get a great SA position. I don't understand why some people on here post useless things like this as opposed to using it to their benefit.

 

I have 192 friends on facebook, that's gotta be at least middle-class in e-friend terms.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Sunt sint totam et natus est. Fuga explicabo id quia facere repudiandae. Repellat sit quis dolores eius qui eius. Reiciendis dolorem voluptatum dolorum hic et expedita. Quia maxime tempore placeat quaerat iusto.

Deleniti at voluptatem quasi quaerat voluptate harum laudantium. Enim tempora et accusamus consectetur id magni mollitia iure. Quidem est praesentium voluptatem beatae dignissimos deserunt officia. Vel totam rerum beatae architecto sequi magni animi quod. Ea vero libero nihil vero similique beatae. Dolorem ut officia distinctio et eligendi.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Quia voluptatibus omnis laboriosam natus autem nostrum est. Sit ipsa omnis et suscipit asperiores voluptatibus. Amet omnis nihil tempora consequatur eaque.

Reprehenderit repellendus quos hic iste minima consequatur et. Vero praesentium recusandae animi reprehenderit nobis quo. Similique iure impedit aut totam ea. Doloribus aut amet aspernatur non quasi temporibus commodi. Enim in doloremque esse id omnis velit laudantium. Quam perferendis omnis omnis maiores. Harum voluptatum illo cumque laboriosam est sit.

More is good, all is better

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
9
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.8
10
Jamoldo's picture
Jamoldo
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”