"Alex" Vayner's Resume
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on 10/31/07 at 5:16pm
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That's a less then
That's a less then impressive CV.
Dripping with
Dripping with arrogance.
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********"Babies don't cost money, they MAKE money." - Jerri Blank********
What a tool. God, you can
What a tool. God, you can tell immediately what a douche he is just by skimming his resume.
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What a $#!. "Increased
What a #@!. "Increased efficiency of firm’s operations" with a 3.17 GPA. Ha!
Reality hits you hard, bro...
is he an exception or a
is he an exception or a reflection
thats the question
at yale? reflection...
at yale? reflection...
why didn't he include a
why didn't he include a beginning month for his first internship listed? DING!
Veyner surfaces again? Does
Veyner surfaces again? Does any know what he is up to?
apparently he's still
apparently he's still looking for a job -- even though he graduated last May! As funny as his ordeal was, I kinda feel sorry for the guy. He went out on a limb, thought outside of the box, and got f'ed in the A for it. he probably reads these posts too...
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who is this guy and how did
who is this guy and how did he get such a bad rep?
Graduate from Yale '07
Graduate from Yale '07 looking for a full time job last fall. Sent his resume along with a video (can find it on YouTube, I think) detailing all of his epic amounts of perfection. I could only get through the first 3 minutes of it before wanting to throw up and take a shower. Forget who he sent it to, but in a cool demonstration of how tight-knit Wall St is, it made it from that HR dept. to everybody on the street in a matter of days. Made it into the Journal I think. Also turned into a bit of a shit show for that HR dept, since application details and identities are confidential.
I was somehow under the impression that his resume was a lot longer than that; this one appears to be a current version (since the original article would have had an expected graduation date). As I recall the original was along the lines of a half dozen or 10 pages of orgiastic self-promotion.
Guess the poor bastard didn't get the job and is now getting his CFA and a finance cert. instead. Methinks he should abandon finance and find somewhere his name doesn't elicit laughter. Could someone enlighten me as to what "term" GPA is? If it's overall he might as well not put term; if it's his final "term" - year or semester - then he was a pretty shitty student.
Graduate from Yale '07
Graduate from Yale '07 looking for a full time job last fall. Sent his resume along with a video (can find it on YouTube, I think) detailing all of his epic amounts of perfection. I could only get through the first 3 minutes of it before wanting to throw up and take a shower. Forget who he sent it to, but in a cool demonstration of how tight-knit Wall St is, it made it from that HR dept. to everybody on the street in a matter of days. Made it into the Journal I think. Also turned into a bit of a shit show for that HR dept, since application details and identities are confidential.
I was somehow under the impression that his resume was a lot longer than that; this one appears to be a current version (since the original article would have had an expected graduation date). As I recall the original was along the lines of a half dozen or 10 pages of orgiastic self-promotion.
Guess the poor bastard didn't get the job and is now getting his CFA and a finance cert. instead. Methinks he should abandon finance and find somewhere his name doesn't elicit laughter. Could someone enlighten me as to what "term" GPA is? If it's overall he might as well not put term; if it's his final "term" - year or semester - then he was a pretty shitty student.
does anyone know where I can
does anyone know where I can find the video??
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Not sure is this will work.
Not sure is this will work. If it doesnt just Google Video, "Impossible is Nothing"...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7862957413...
damnnn...
damnnn...
Guy wasn't creative -- he
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I would bet money
successful is a mental
Reality hits you hard, bro...
The video is pretty amazing
I hate.... how he...
Oh, and we cant forget the
Here is the original resume,