The Jersey Shore Season 3 Discussion Thread

cant wait to see single ron back in action

So many situations last night.

You have singlehandedly brought the collective intelligence of the WSO community down a notch.

Come at me bro

Not enough situation. Too much bs between the bitches. Vinny has reallly grown his game since season 1.

That all said, is Deena is the ultimate buttaface or what?

Anyone notice how they all stepped up their car "situations" significantly... 3 beemers, a Range (which he had), a nice Benz and a Caddie (again, he already had it).

Also, Paulie still lives with his mommy? Kid is pulling in prob 10-20k a night DJing now and he still drives a Caddie and lives at home. Must spend all his money on hair gel.

But yes, this season looks epic.

I don't know how you guys watch this stuff, but props to you if you can. It's pretty funny for about 5 minutes or so, but gets kind of annoying after that.

3 series manual at that

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi? My vote: Sammi

situation pulled in 5 million from endorsements, dancing with the stars, etc, last year. i think the Range is justified

and yes, the season preview was great.

thread needs don't ask, don't tell disclaimer

Sammie is beat. Anyone notice how she started smoking in the second season? I would crush JWOWW when she is looking her best, but you absolutely need to leave before the morning comes. She is hideous in her natural state.

Sitch is the man. So looking forward to this season.

I love the show so much douchebaggery and drama how can you not love it.

snooki is starting to put the pounds on. She will be full blown fat in 2 years.

To be honest, I'd smush on Snooki. Why wouldn't I? I have free time.

Prediction: Season 3 flops as people get tired of listening to the same old lines

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Here we go...90 mins left

anyone around to chat during the show?

this show is awsome

Man...Sammy pisses me off like no tomorrow. How can someone be so fucked up from the head

Let me start off by saying i love the jersery shore but the reason i became so obsessed is it was a way for me to watch complete clowns who had nothing act like they owned the world. I don't know if I want to perpetuate this any longer, how can i fund snookie's race to the cliff of obesity with a clear head?

PS, no brainer- definetly "smush" Jwow over Sammy. Also, anyone else notice how much of a complete cock block the situation is???

I'd take Sammie over Jwow any day. She may be a bitch and completely fucked up in the head...but at least you can look at the girl's face for more than 5 mins w/o being completely repulsed. Imagine tho, Jwow's tits...Sammy's face...one body....

Sammie's face is fugly too, she just hides it better. Jwow is probably more disgusting but atleast has giant tits, Jwow's new guy Roger is the biggest tool in the history of Jersey Shore. He wears a bandana with sunglasses at night, i'm speechless. Vinny is becoming pretty full of himself and is now officially 100% black (tall tees and chains). Pauly D is the man and is the only cool thing left on this show.

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Ohh as a side note, I would do the Sitch's sister over all of them.

Regards

Ya but she has a HUGE nose.

I heard Paulie D was coming out with a show about his DJing

O ya i agree, his sister is definetly hotter than all the other girls but lets be real here, it's like saying bud light is better than coors light (which it most certainly is not). At the end of the day they are both mediocre beers at best...

guess we all have different tastes but Jwow is fuckign hot, average face but perfect 10 body, almost as hot of my girl kim

agreed that situation is by far the most entertaining/funny person on the show

Jwow does not have a 10 body, focus tonight on her grandmother arms and ridiculously saggy tits. Jwow is disgusting and has a seriously fucked up looking face not to mention she probably smells like an ashtray shoved up Lisa Lamponely's vagina after she runs 5 miles.

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Ronnie is such a clown, PaulyD stayed up all night cause he kept hearing Ronnie crying in the bathroom...what a joke.

Ronnie and Sam = Seriously Dysfunctional Relationship. He goes crazy, breaks her shit, and then cries asking her not too leave him. I agree, he needs to lay off the roids. He is losing his mind.

First off, JWows body is ridiculous - definitely smush in that costume with handcuffs. The Situation is probably one of the most entertaining people in reality TV history. Some of the lines he drops are intelligently retarded.

Ronnie seems like the kind of guy that would kick your fucking ass, then break down crying and apologize shortly after. Roids will do that to you.

That girl vinnie brought home whose uncle came after her was by far the cutest girl to go on this show yet.

Also what kind of a pussy is ronnie..this is like the third time he cried this season.

Ronnie is the biggest bitch.

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