What is the best way to show hardbodies how much money you have at a glance?
I know they always say babes notice the shoes first, but it's been my experience that, despite all the posing and preening they do as fashion experts, the average woman can't tell Lanvin loafers from a pair of Skechers, especially in the lambent lighting of a decent bar. So what's the best way to establish yourself quickly with women? I don't think most of them can tell a good suit from something some schlomo bought off the rack at Nordstrom's, so that's out of the question. So what do you do? Do you ice the wrist?
Tshirt with a printout of a recent bank statement on it.
Self-confidence , which is what you currently lack.
J&B on the rocks.
Maybe you're just fuck ugly?
Nice watch, shaved face, cufflinks, and diamond earstuds. Duh?
big fucking cock.
Do yourself a favor...
cost of expensive escort
i like the last one the most
Why don't you just open the conversation by telling them how expensive your shoes were? Girls love pretentious douche bags.
Bottles. You need bottles to complete the models and bottles dichotomy. One is not complete without the other.
Spoken like a neophyte. Bottles/models is a bitch to pull off. If you're sitting by yourself or just with one or two bros people assume you're a bunch of sad schmucks who don't have any other friends and are probably going to go suck each other off in the bathroom. If you do it when you're with a posse people assume you're a bunch of broke chumps who had to pool your money together to get bottle service. It's a false grail, a poor man's game.
@OP.....either whip out your cock immediately, or carry LOADS of cash with you at all times. When you try to talk to them, just pull all that cash out and flash it around and yell " Look at all ze monies i have!"
no but for real, the kind of girls youre speaking of(money grubbing whores) you dont want anything to do with them, trust me. Been there, done that. In the end, youre just less flush than when you started.
Dude, if you are going for the money crowd, then the girls who actually know your loafers are the ones you want anyway. Girls who don't aren't, according to your own perspective, worth your time.
Just go to the right fucking bar. Then this won't be a problem.
flashy watch.. doesnt even have to be expensive.. you are more likely to receive compliments from chicks on a boss watch than an omega
Just have your post printed on to a shirt and wear that out to a bar. That should help you "establish" yourself with women quickly...and accurately.
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Eveniet soluta enim nemo aut. Sunt iure consequatur soluta aperiam.
Expedita accusamus assumenda consectetur corrupti ex aperiam sit. Nulla voluptatem qui repellendus occaecati hic inventore accusamus. Possimus corporis asperiores autem quia aliquam natus.
Dolorem aut quasi fugit qui cumque. Qui qui porro maxime et sed. Reiciendis dicta magnam voluptatem nulla.
Ab ullam nesciunt ullam in molestiae eos quo. Sunt in officiis assumenda sit aut qui. Assumenda et harum corrupti dolorem voluptates voluptatem laborum odit.
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