WSO Thanksgiving Happy Hour - 6 PM This Thursday @ Galway Hooker

Gobble gobble :> Will start at 6 but I know lot of you dont show up til 7.. ill be off work earlier as always soooooooo lemme know

Btw its Galway Hooker Midtown (36th, between 5th and Madison.)

 
Frieds:
Sweet! I'm looking forward to it.

Flake, I'm giving you notice now that there shall be no bear fights!

I will charm you into it.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Frieds:
Flake,

No shot in hell. No chance. No Way. Not happening .

South Park Saddam Hussein voice Come onnnn, guy, just hear me out!

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

We're getting pictures from these events, which is great, but if anyone gets as fucked up as Flake you should get it on video for our posterity's sake.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I have a feeling short won't be made a moderator until he's found a way to sacrifice 1,000 virgins in Rockefeller Plaza at the stroke of midnight on Halloween.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Frieds, as much as I want to believe you, you said that last time and pulled every trick in the book, and you still went for it. I get you're "retired from that shit bro," but I'm just saying--folks can't resist when Flake lays on the charm.

Next step will be getting the whole group thrown out of the bar...

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 
Frieds:
Flake... the only way this becomes legendary is you end up in a worse off position than you did last time.

A 1-up would mean death. But it sounds like a challenge...

What if I do two bear fights 30 minutes apart and drink nothing else during the night? That doesn't sound bad at all.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

No... you would need to do 4 Bear Fights, 3 of which would need to be done in at a range of 20 minute intervals (ie first one is at 7 then 7:20 and 7:40) followed by a fourth whenever you wanted to... plus whatever else you were drinking.

 

Don't plan too much, Frieds. It might not come out right.

Has this event been placed on the front page? I feel like people are missing it.

@Flake: I appreciate being your +1, Flake.

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 

ITF, I don't plan. Thing usually go to shit when I'm around... but if Flake wants to go hardcore, I just offered a suggestion for how he can up the antics from last time.

 

Eddie, I am sober. That's why I have comment retracted in the above post. It's after Kegs and Eggs (which I conveniently missed this morning) and well before "I drink after noon". So, no booze yet today buddy.

 
Linfone:
I'm bringing my friend. Unfortunately, it's a guy.

I'm hope he'll provide us some comedy too.

Can't wait to meet your boyfriend.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
IlliniProgrammer:
My thrifty wallet and I plan to be there. The nice thing about being a lightweight engineer is that I will be passed out before I get much past $40 + tip.

1 bear fight = ~$40...

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
duffmt6:
IlliniProgrammer:
My thrifty wallet and I plan to be there. The nice thing about being a lightweight engineer is that I will be passed out before I get much past $40 + tip.

1 bear fight = ~$40...

Bear Fights run $20 for a fight.

 

Flake, we should have that discussion about heavy metal before you have your Bear Fight. James will probably weigh in as well with his vast Metallica knowledge.

This is, of course, assuming that everyone can escape from the office with all of the protesters outside today...

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com
 
shorttheworld:
I have white pumas a blue sweater and dark blue jeans on.. brown hair.. will be there 6ish, pm me if u want anymore details.. pool room in the back!

Devilishly good looking.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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