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M Friedman's picture
M Friedman
     
 
(King Kong, 1,007
 
Points)
 on 10/3/12 at 6:30am
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Moderator Note (Andy): this was originally posted on 4/24/12
With full time recruiting well out of the way, I thought I would address a more pressing issue at hand- What are you going to blow all that front-office cash on? We all hear about the usual models bottles thing, but flashing coin in the club is so 2007.

I, for one, truly enjoy a great meal. In all honestly, I would much rather spend a few hundred on a dinner date than fist pumping with the boys at the club. So, how does a 20-something-year-old-analyst get into NYC’s top restaurants? Apparently, the answer is to bribe your way in.

Take it from Bruce Feller of gourmet.com, a man brave enough to find out if greasing the palms of New York City’s maître d’s would really get him into top restaurants like Daniel, Union Square Café, Nobu, and Balthazar. The short answer is, yes, bribing works with astonishing ease. Through his little social experiment, he came up with 10 tips that will surely get you and your date past the wait and seated in less than 20 minutes.

gourmet.com:

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1. Go. You’d be surprised what you can get just by showing up
2. Dress appropriately. Your chances improve considerably if you look like you belong.
3. Don’t feel ashamed. They don’t. You shouldn’t.
4. Have the money ready. Pre-folded, in thirds or fourths, with the amount showing.
5. Identify the person who’s in charge, even if you have to ask.
6. Isolate the person in charge. Ask to speak with that person, if necessary.
7. Look the person in the eye when you slip him the money. Don’t look at the money.
8. Be specific about what you want. “Do you have a better table?” “Can you speed up my wait?” A good fallback: “This is a really important night for me.”
9. Tip the maître d’ on the way out. if he turned down the money but still gave you a table.
10. Ask for the maître d’s card as you’re leaving. .You are now one of his best customers.

Well, I guess you could also make a reservation a month in advance, but that’s certainly no fun. So, grab a gold digging shiksa and try it out, who knows who you might be seated next to.

Have any monkeys here tried to bribe your way into a club or restaurant?

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Relinquis's picture

Just make a res... It's a

Relinquis
      RE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,186
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 9:38pm

Just make a res... It's a restaurant, don't make a big deal out of it.

relinquis... Killing the GMAT this December; Over/Under set at: 725 GMATs.

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MrBroadway's picture

im more of the jumping on the

MrBroadway
      IB
 
(Baboon, 160
 
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 on 4/24/12 at 9:57pm

im more of the jumping on the couch rick james style "f**k ur couch"!

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BTbanker's picture

I only make reservations if

BTbanker
      IB
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,329
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 9:57pm

I only make reservations if they have good bathrooms to do coke in.

"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan

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professionalmonkey's picture

Relinquis: Just make a res...

professionalmonkey
      PE
 
(Senior Orangutan, 406
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 10:00pm
Relinquis:

Just make a res... It's a restaurant, don't make a big deal out of it.

You can't "just make a res" at an exclusive restaurant.

About 4 years ago, my dad and I went to a restaurant in DC called Komi. My dad's college roommate was the president of a large private university and invited us to dinner. We didn't think anything of it, but I guess the only way into the restaurant is by making a reservation exactly one month in advance (but they only take like 5 reservations per night, around 1000 calls per day, you figure it out), or by being a boss like this dude. I remember the guy ended up spending around $1000 on four of us. Best meal of my life.

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professionalmonkey: Relinqu

swagon
      EN
 
(Neanderthal, 2,970
 
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 on 4/24/12 at 10:08pm
professionalmonkey:
Relinquis:

Just make a res... It's a restaurant, don't make a big deal out of it.

You can't "just make a res" at an exclusive restaurant.

About 4 years ago, my dad and I went to a restaurant in DC called Komi. My dad's college roommate was the president of a large private university and invited us to dinner. We didn't think anything of it, but I guess the only way into the restaurant is by making a reservation exactly one month in advance (but they only take like 5 reservations per night, around 1000 calls per day, you figure it out), or by being a boss like this dude. I remember the guy ended up spending around $1000 on four of us. Best meal of my life.

whatd chu order?

fish filet?

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Relinquis: Just make a res...

trailmix8
      AM
 
 
(Senior Gorilla, 928
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 10:08pm
Relinquis:

Just make a res... It's a restaurant, don't make a big deal out of it.

I think he is saying that if you don't have a reservation you can do this.

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U Accrete Me's picture

M Friedman: So, grab a gold

U Accrete Me
      IB
 
(Senior Baboon, 175
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 10:17pm
M Friedman:

So, grab a gold digging shiksa and try it out, who knows who you might be seated next to.

Love the Shiksa line... I cantreally speak to that

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AndyLouis's picture

$50 to you MF if you use your

AndyLouis
     
 
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,784
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 10:18pm

$50 to you MF if you use your "tips" to get into Raos while you're in NYC

http://www.raos.com/raos-restaurant-new-york.aspx

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IlliniProgrammer's picture

Are you serious? Steak N

IlliniProgrammer
      ST
 
 
(Almost Human, 9,173
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 10:28pm

Are you serious? Steak N Shake doesn't even take reservations; how do you expect to get away with bribing the host?

Work hard, play hard.

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Hamilton's picture

So that's how he got a table

Hamilton
     
 
(Senior Orangutan, 398
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 10:29pm

So that's how he got a table at Dorsia.

"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf."
-Dwight Schrute

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aempirei's picture

Hamilton: So that's how he

aempirei
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 726
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 11:00pm
Hamilton:

So that's how he got a table at Dorsia.

Bateman finally decided to give the maitre d' head.

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

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mb666's picture

There are so many great

mb666
      VC
 
 
(Gorilla, 686
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 11:03pm

There are so many great restaurants in the city so why would someone go all out to eat at one of these "super exclusive" ones? Ego boost?

It's just food. You can get the best quality food and service without slipping 50s and wasting effort on all those tips. With regards to restaurants, the buyer should always remain in control. Just my 2 cents.

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professionalmonkey's picture

IlliniProgrammer: Are you

professionalmonkey
      PE
 
(Senior Orangutan, 406
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 11:19pm
IlliniProgrammer:

Are you serious? Steak N Shake doesn't even take reservations; how do you expect to get away with bribing the host?

You have a point. Steak N Shake is still one of my favorites haha

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Relinquis's picture

professionalmonkey: Relinqu

Relinquis
      RE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,186
 
Points)
 on 4/24/12 at 11:57pm
professionalmonkey:
Relinquis:

Just make a res... It's a restaurant, don't make a big deal out of it.

You can't "just make a res" at an exclusive restaurant.

About 4 years ago, my dad and I went to a restaurant in DC called Komi. My dad's college roommate was the president of a large private university and invited us to dinner. We didn't think anything of it, but I guess the only way into the restaurant is by making a reservation exactly one month in advance (but they only take like 5 reservations per night, around 1000 calls per day, you figure it out), or by being a boss like this dude. I remember the guy ended up spending around $1000 on four of us. Best meal of my life.

You can just call Nobu and make a res... it's not that big a deal... Try it... Hell, there are two Nobu's in the West End alone... There are not that many restaurants where you can't just call and make a booking. I usually have one or two bookings at a nice restaurant every weekend. I'll take whomever I'm with at the time. Not a big deal if you call a few days in advance.

Yes, there are some top rated michelin star restaurants where you have to book months in advance, but they tend not to be where pretty party girls hang out, or care to go. Mostly old guys, business folk and such who book far in advance.

Want a real pro tip?

Reserve a table for 2 or 4 at a very exclusive restaurant weeks / months in advance (not Nobu, etc.. but properly exclusive)... Then, when the time comes just go with whomever you are with at the time... a girlfriend, your food connoisseur buddies, or a client... Easy.

relinquis... Killing the GMAT this December; Over/Under set at: 725 GMATs.

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Angus Macgyver's picture

This looks like a good time

Angus Macgyver
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 712
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 12:08am

This looks like a good time for me to hop in and ask: Any good restaurant recommendations, along with how far in advance I'd have to make a reservation? Preferably looking for good restaurants that I wouldn't have to make reservations at, if that's even possible.

Gonna be in NYC in July, and I'm looking for places to satisfy my lust for good food. Making reservations more than a few days or couple of weeks in advance might be problematic, with a stay of only a month.

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aempirei's picture

Is it bad that I don't give a

aempirei
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 726
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 12:19am
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My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

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Relinquis's picture

I have a couple of foodie

Relinquis
      RE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,186
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 12:23am

relinquis... Killing the GMAT this December; Over/Under set at: 725 GMATs.

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HarvardOrBust's picture

Union Square Cafe, Nobu, and

HarvardOrBust
      PE
 
(Senior Gorilla, 972
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 12:25am
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aempirei's picture

^ Paul Allen sighting.

aempirei
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 726
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 12:27am

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

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BTbanker's picture

Per Se Masa River Café

BTbanker
      IB
 
(Senior Neanderthal, 5,329
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 12:47am

"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan

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Nobama88's picture

If you guys want a great

Nobama88
      RE
 
 
(King Kong, 1,676
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 1:02am

Need to Land a Job? Click Here.

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Gate_Crasher's picture

How about ordering Pizza,

Gate_Crasher
      IB
 
(Senior Baboon, 187
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 4:17am
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anaismalcolm's picture

I still am skeptical whether

anaismalcolm
      IB
 
 
(Orangutan, 329
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 7:41am
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samoanboy's picture

Why the fuck are you pussys

samoanboy
      PE
 
 
(Gorilla, 505
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 8:08am
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Johnny Ringo's picture

Does Tony Perkis eat pizza?

Johnny Ringo
      HF
 
(Senior Orangutan, 474
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 8:55am

Eventus stultorum magister.

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Johnny Ringo: Does Tony

TonyPerkis
      AM
 
(King Kong, 1,571
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 8:56am

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

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Johnny Ringo's picture

maître d’ at Lavo is a close

Johnny Ringo
      HF
 
(Senior Orangutan, 474
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 9:01am

Eventus stultorum magister.

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bfin's picture

Johnny Ringo: maître d’ at

bfin
      CF
 
(Neanderthal, 2,770
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 9:26am

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

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UFOinsider's picture

mb666: There are so many

UFOinsider
      O
 
(Human, 10,300
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 9:27am

YOU JUST GOT TROLLED
http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you...

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Relinquis's picture

samoanboy: Why the fuck are

Relinquis
      RE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,186
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 9:33am

relinquis... Killing the GMAT this December; Over/Under set at: 725 GMATs.

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Angus Macgyver: This looks

cplpayne
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 518
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 10:40am

"One should recognize reality even when one doesn't like it, indeed, especially when one doesn't like it." - Charlie Munger

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Disincentivy's picture

I just pretend I am an Arab

Disincentivy
      VC
 
 
(Gorilla, 713
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 10:44am

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force.

See my WSO blog posts

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Cardinal's picture

Nobama88: If you guys want a

Cardinal
     
 
(Orangutan, 309
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 10:49am
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Cardinal: Nobama88: If you

Nobama88
      RE
 
 
(King Kong, 1,676
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 11:46am

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ProfessionalMonkey:

MrDouche
      EN
 
(Baboon, 114
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 11:55am

I rich, smarts, and totally in debt.

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drexelalum11's picture

Unless a restaurant is in the

drexelalum11
      O
 
(Neanderthal, 3,635
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 11:56am

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Nobama88's picture

Shit, maybe I hang with the

Nobama88
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 on 4/25/12 at 12:12pm

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sayandarula's picture

what is a "maître d’"?? how

sayandarula
      O
 
 
(King Kong, 1,812
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 12:18pm

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

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Nobama88: Shit, maybe I hang

Cardinal
     
 
(Orangutan, 309
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 1:25pm
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Cardinal: Nobama88: Shit,

Nobama88
      RE
 
 
(King Kong, 1,676
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 1:40pm

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swagon: professionalmonkey:

Cane0180
     
 
(Baboon, 106
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 1:55pm
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bfin: Johnny Ringo: maître

Johnny Ringo
      HF
 
(Senior Orangutan, 474
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 2:06pm

Eventus stultorum magister.

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SC911's picture

53rd and 6th..

SC911
     
 
(Baboon, 118
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 2:14pm
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Johnny

TonyPerkis
      AM
 
(King Kong, 1,571
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 2:26pm

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

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A2Allegiance's picture

For those who have done this,

A2Allegiance
     
 
(Senior Monkey, 98
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 3:13pm
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A2Allegiance: For those who

aempirei
      IB
 
(Gorilla, 726
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 3:14pm

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

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aempirei: A2Allegiance: For

TonyPerkis
      AM
 
(King Kong, 1,571
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 3:25pm

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

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Johnny Ringo's picture

Ha! a roll of Susan B.

Johnny Ringo
      HF
 
(Senior Orangutan, 474
 
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 on 4/25/12 at 3:39pm

Eventus stultorum magister.

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FlakieBear's picture

You are putting too much

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 on 4/25/12 at 7:50pm

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Nobama88: Shit, maybe I hang

Relinquis
      RE
 
 
(Neanderthal, 2,186
 
Points)
 on 4/25/12 at 8:01pm

relinquis... Killing the GMAT this December; Over/Under set at: 725 GMATs.

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As a condition to your use of this site, you release the Company (and our agents and employees) from claims, demands and damages (actual and consequential, direct and indirect) of every kind and nature, known and unknown, suspected and unsuspected, disclosed and undisclosed, arising out of or in any way connected with such disputes. If you are a California resident, you waive California Civil Code d1542, which says: "A general release does not extend to claims which the creditor does not know or suspect to exist in his favor at the time of executing the release, which if known by him must have materially affected his settlement with the debtor."

We are under no legal obligation to, and generally do not, control the information provided by other users which is made available through the Web Site. By its very nature, other people?s information may be offensive, harmful or inaccurate, and in some cases will be mislabeled or deceptively labeled. We expect that you will use caution and common sense when using this Web Site.

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You acknowledge and agree that you are solely responsible for the content and accuracy of any resume or material contained therein placed by you on the Web Site and you agree to let any users that are identified as recruiters (designated in the sole discretion of the Company) to have access to your resume.

The Company is not to be considered to be an employer with respect to your use of the Web Site and the Company shall not be responsible for any employment decisions, for whatever reason made, made by any entity posting jobs on the Web Site.

THE COMPANY DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE WEB SITE WILL OPERATE ERROR-FREE OR THAT THE WEB SITE AND ITS SERVER ARE FREE OF COMPUTER VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL MECHANISMS. IF YOUR USE OF THE WEB SITE OR THE MATERIAL RESULTS IN THE NEED FOR SERVICING OR REPLACING EQUIPMENT OR DATA, THE COMPANY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE COSTS.

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Disclaimer of Consequential Damages.

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The Web Site may contain links to third party web sites. These links are provided solely as a convenience to you and not as an endorsement by the Company of the contents on such third-party Web sites. The Company is not responsible for the content of linked third-party sites and does not make any representations regarding the content or accuracy of materials on such third party Web sites. If you decide to access linked third party Web sites, you do so at your own risk.

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Limitation of Liability.

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Termination.

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General.

The Company makes no claims that the Materials may be lawfully viewed or downloaded outside of the United States. Access to the Materials may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries. If you access the Web Site from outside of the United States, you do so at your own risk and are responsible for compliance with the laws of your jurisdiction. These Terms and conditions are governed by the internal substantive laws of the State of New York, without respect to its conflict of laws principles. Jurisdiction for any claims arising under this agreement shall lie exclusively with the state or federal courts within New York, New York. If any provision of these Terms and Conditions are found to be invalid by any court having competent jurisdiction, the invalidity of such provision shall not affect the validity of the remaining provisions of these Terms and Conditions, which shall remain in full force and effect. No waiver of any term of these Terms and Conditions shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or any other term. Except as expressly provided in additional terms of use for areas of the Web Site a particular "Legal Notice," or Software License or Material on particular Web pages, these Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and the Company with respect to the use of Web Site. No changes to these Terms and Conditions shall be made except by a revised posting on this page.

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Our staff, contractors, Internet service providers and others involved in this site follow this policy or similarly strict policies regarding your Information.

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The Company is committed to fully disclosing our policies regarding the collection, use, maintenance, disclosure and security of personal information obtained from users of our site. The term "personal information" includes a name, address, email address, or any other information which could be used to contact you directly or to identify you personally.

Use and Disclosure Limitations

The Company only uses personal information about its Web site users for specific purposes. We do not share user information with third parties except when we have told users about the disclosures, when we have prior consent, or when required by law.

Use Policy: When the Company gathers personal information from users, we ask for permission first. We also disclose, at the time of collection, how the information will be used by us. Personal information is used for activities such as auto-completion of commonly-used forms and helping us contact you when you solicit information from us.

Disclosure Policy: We do not normally disclose personal information to anyone outside of the Company unless we have previously informed users about the disclosures. However, some data may be used from time to time by outside contractors, including auditors or consultants, to assist us in carrying out necessary financial or operational activities. These uses will be consistent with this privacy policy and all contractors using this potential personal information must agree to safeguard it, to use it only for the authorized purpose, and to return it or destroy it upon completion of the activity.

The Company might be required to disclose personal information in response to a valid legal process such as a subpoena, search warrant or court order.

Although unlikely, it is possible that we may have to make certain disclosures to ensure the security of our Web site, to protect its integrity, or to take precautions against potential liability. In any of these situations, we will take any reasonable steps to limit the scope of the data disclosed.

Web Logs: The Company maintains standard Web logs that record basic information about visitors to our Web site. These logs contain: * The Internet domain from which you came to our Web site. * Your IP address. An IP address is a series of numbers which uniquely identifies your connection to the Internet. Although it is possible in some instances, certain types of IP addresses may be used by interested persons to identify users but we do not attempt to identify users in this way. * The type of browser (e.g., Internet Explorer or Netscape) and operating system (e.g., Windows 98) you use. * The date and time you visited the site, and the pages you saw.

We use Web log information to design our Web site, identify popular features, and in similar ways. We do not try to identify individuals from Web logs or to link Web logs to other user information. However, if someone tries to damage our Web site or use it in an unauthorized or illegal way, we may share Web log information with law enforcement agencies. The Company may provide aggregate information such as the number of users who visit particular pages of the site, or the number of people who link to certain external sites from our site, to other parties.

Changes to Privacy Policy

The Company's features and services will change over time and our information-gathering practices and policies may also change.

While our philosophy of protecting user information from inappropriate uses and disclosures will not change, this policy will be updated occasionally to include any change that materially affects the collection, maintenance, use, or disclosure of personal information.

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