For anybody confused about why America is struggling a mechanic's approach is warranted. Mechanics do not look at odometers or kick tires on a malfunctioning car. Mechanics look under the hood. It is under neath the hood that mechanics find answers to what is wrong with the car. Under the hood lie the engine, the battery, the catalytic converter and everything else that really powers the vehicle.
A look underneath America's engine reveals her true problems. Sorry to burst your bubble folks, it is not Wall Street. Hell, I am sad to admit...it ain't even Washington. Not, not filthy, whorish Fannie, not even her drunk, inbred cousin Freddie. The real problem is the fool's dream of equality. Equality can only make sense in the minds of the brain dead and for those who believe if they could just get enough government funding and basketball lessons they too could be Lebron James, while standing 5'8" and weighing 220 lbs.
Here I present the greatest evidence to America's downfall. This seemingly irrelevant and idiotic story shows you where our money, time and energy go. There simply are not enough hours in the day and when shit like this matters, let alone makes the front pages...you know you are fucked so bad and so deep you will soon be puking up foreskin.
In a twisted way, however, I am glad about this. I remember sitting through mind numbing propaganda flicks about that one girl who just had to be on the men's football/baseball/debate team, in high school. Rampant retarded reasoning about equality, a fair shot and other nebulous childish idolatry. Naturally, it came from the same people who encouraged us to go to college and major in stargazing and under water basket weaving. Big fucking surprise the place is a shambles.
I always laughed and asked my teachers: but why can't I play girls field hockey?
This always stumped them and brought out the stutters and fumbles. The "oh", the "well", the "oh well you see". Their inability to connect the dots and to comprehend that the positive discrimination pendulum is a swinging one. We joke about Big Swinging Dicks on Wall Street, but there's an ever darker side to that humor in today's environment.
This idiotic tale of a boy who needs to have the shit smacked out of him and told to stop being a fucking woos is garnering national attention for the same reasons that important issues are not.
We are too sensitive, too weak and have become too stupid to understand why those are serious problems. It has often been said that America will destroy itself from within. I see stories like this one as physical evidence of such predictions.
Every morning I wake up and find another reason for why lobotomy should be our primary domestic policy tool.
May all you whining bitches and equal opportunists choke on that giant dick you are trying to get normal people to swallow.
I'm going to start my own anti discrimination league. The fat chick at Starbuck's has been smiling at me again and my fragile psyche cannot endure the pain.