She left wall street for a career in porn
Recent college graduate, Paige A. Jennings, was fired from her position as an intern at Lazard Asset Management on Wall street under unknown circumstances earlier this month. She was dismissed from her job because her superiors discovered that she had been posting naked selfies of herself inside the company’s bathrooms on Lazard’s time.
Her reason: "I just left a job on Wall Street for a porn career because I can't stop masturbating at work and would rather get cum all over my face. Is that cool with you?"
Monkeys, let's get the dialogue rolling...
[link inside the post]
Do you need to go to a target school to break into porn? Does Lazard AM offer the best exit ops? Which headhunter do you think she used?
Maybe it's which headhunter used her...
Are the exit ops from IB to porn really attractive enough to make people do it?
Just forwarded this to the partners here.
We have determined that we need to re-evaluate our intern hiring practices ASAP.
People are twatting [sic] all over this.
Go for the future porn stars. You'll get more clients
I guess she went for the money shot.
Her preference for facials is probably what led her to Asset Management, where it's all about client service. The IBD division went for the kids who preferred taking it up the ass.
amazing, would SB if I had any
Tell that to Jefferies.
Why does this have something to do with Jefferies?
She would have fit in well at Jefferies
Client facing facials
That's incredibly unprofessional, naked pictures online, what is the name of the website that would victimize naive women in such a manner?
i c wat u did there
What's the difference? In both jobs, she'll be getting fucked all day for money and most people will hate her for her job. ................
The only difference between porn and Wall Street is that the guys in porn have bigger dicks.
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I guess now she can sleep her way to the top and it will be legit.
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Nobody will be upset at her on her new job for eating nuts all day.
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I heard her old boss just got fired for firing her. The group head was quoted as saying, "We would have paid her a lot more to fuck our clients than she will ever make online."
This article probably gave her hundreds of followers on twitter and she'll be making more than some shitty BB IB job working a few nights a week web camming lonely guys. These days, a 21 year old chick can buy a house (in this market) just from whoring themselves online. Life is pretty good for some sluts.
Just wondering why your name is nontargeted when you were right on target.
No creature in history has it better than the hot white American woman. She can do whatever she wants without any consequences and make a great living and become famous simply based on looks.
Having said that, I can't wait for her first porno scene.
Absolutely true historical observation.
I wish her the best for her future endeavor.
Well, she said she quit first before she got fired. What might have happened they put her in front of an Excel sheet, she stared at it and started crying or pulled up her lipstick, either way not a good outcome.
strong looks /10
Her first name implies "WASP" but isn't far off for a stripper either, so this isn't entirely shocking.
I am sure the bankers were all pretty pissed for the missed opportunity. or maybe they didn't. Maybe they were the reason she decided to stick to masturbating.
You know, I heard most porn studios have a hard cutoff at 3.5 GPA...wonder if she manage that.
that's the dream
I wood
"Perhaps one day I’ll start an adult industry-centered venture capital fund."
Have fun calculating the depreciation schedule for the various assets.... I hope you are at least running best, base, and worse case scenarios
From one of the above links:
"As far as other sex-related careers, I have been a stripper in the past and I simply do not see it as a viable career path, and the same goes for other sex-related professions in my view. With porn, it is possible for me to really leave my mark on the industry. Perhaps one day I’ll start an adult industry-centered venture capital fund. I’ve talked to numerous investors in the past who would love a piece of that business. Most people watch porn and buy sex products no matter the economic climate. It’s a great market."
It seems like some thorough analysis has gone into making this decision...
I lost it at "I've talked to numerous investors who would love a piece of that business."
Oh, I'm sure they would...
The exit opportunities really are endless.
They are just three, same as the entry.
LOL....just LOL
This is hard to believe
Nahh, life is hard. She's some "strap on quant".
Waiting to see her on porn hub, for research of course...
Not even joking but there's porn bank debt (as in the guys who own youporn etc.) out there - great credit.
Seems like a pretty safe investment-- 99% of people watch porn and the other 1% are lying.
Savage move
Savage move
she went to florida for undergrad.
That Veronica Vain is one piece of ace.
hahahahah
This chick is blowing up. She just got an invite from Mia Khalifa to do a scene together:
http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/mia-khalifa-and-veronica-vain-vid… (probably NSFW)
Have to admit this whole thing made me chuckle pretty hard.
fixed that for you
She prefers to go long instead of short in her portfolio
"Perhaps one day I’ll start an adult industry-centered venture capital fund."
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would SB if i could
Headhunter is a highly appropriate name for a recruiter in the porn industry.
we got mentioned here! http://totalfratmove.com/chick-leaves-wall-street-job-for-porn-has-the-…
IB is porn in many ways sometimes.
I think she misinterpreted the term 'you need flexibility for the corporate world'.
is it often that Florida undergrads get internships at Lazard Ass(et) Management?
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