Do it again, then we'll talk.

U mad?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

this post is dumb i have stocks that made over 100% returns with at least 10k invested but you dont see me bragging aight?

Sit down and please shhh

 

What a f*cking idiot.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

ya, I shorted GOOG the other day at 598 and I'm def not bragging about that. I was sure that 60+ point single day pop would pull back. That's what I get for being "sure" about anything the market will do.

 

^ A very similar pullback happened to GOOG last year but it took some time. I'm sitting on all cash right now as I think shit's going to get real soon.

 

Lwt's be real. If your "fund" is in the millions, we'll talk. Small, high annual returns are easier. I've made over 30% in a quarter, but as Biggy once said, "Mo Money, Mo Problems"

Do it with $100mm and we'll talk

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

oh yeah i once put 5 cents in a machine and it gave me $5. that's 9900% return in a matter of seconds. beat that!

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

By the way the reason you made that money is because a fund manager pumped that stock up. making 200% in a year with 10,000 dollars is much different than averaging a 20% ROI on millions.

A true trader or investor knows the importance of humility after ONE good trade. It's too bad you didn't/won't notify us on the impending losses you'll surely incur in the future.

Regards

 

Troll is successful. This is actually a good troll.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
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Troll is successful. This is actually a good troll.

Actually I think you just fail at paying attention to detail for thinking it is a troll. He clearly knew the prices of GOOG and the huge price spike that happened last week friday.

If a person was actually wasting that much time researching profit techniques and not acting on them just to make a troll post then they deserve the comments. I prefer capital rewards but to each his own.

 

Aww snap, JQB with the smack down.

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