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Do it again, then we'll talk.

U mad?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

What a f*cking idiot.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

ya, I shorted GOOG the other day at 598 and I'm def not bragging about that. I was sure that 60+ point single day pop would pull back. That's what I get for being "sure" about anything the market will do.

 

Lwt's be real. If your "fund" is in the millions, we'll talk. Small, high annual returns are easier. I've made over 30% in a quarter, but as Biggy once said, "Mo Money, Mo Problems"

Do it with $100mm and we'll talk

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

oh yeah i once put 5 cents in a machine and it gave me $5. that's 9900% return in a matter of seconds. beat that!

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

By the way the reason you made that money is because a fund manager pumped that stock up. making 200% in a year with 10,000 dollars is much different than averaging a 20% ROI on millions.

A true trader or investor knows the importance of humility after ONE good trade. It's too bad you didn't/won't notify us on the impending losses you'll surely incur in the future.

Regards

 

Troll is successful. This is actually a good troll.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancierTroll is successful. This is actually a good troll.

Actually I think you just fail at paying attention to detail for thinking it is a troll. He clearly knew the prices of GOOG and the huge price spike that happened last week friday.

If a person was actually wasting that much time researching profit techniques and not acting on them just to make a troll post then they deserve the comments. I prefer capital rewards but to each his own.

 

Aww snap, JQB with the smack down.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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