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Alright you guys, we all know about the myths and legends of going out with brokers (strippers, coke, etc.) But I wanna hear about the most random, crazy, weird outings/scenarios that you guys have had with brokers.

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  • tyrets's picture

    I could write a book about these. No joke. I dare not speak of all the wonderful illegal things I/we did, but I came in one morning, in the same suit I left the previous day wearing (I thought no one would notice - they did. Immediately), and after my boss said as much, I walked up to him and waved my two fingers under his nose and said he missed a great night. He proceeded to gag and told me to go home and sleep. Epic.

    Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the United Kingdom. Ever.

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    Clarkey's picture

    tyrets wrote:
    I could write a book about these. No joke. I dare not speak of all the wonderful illegal things I/we did, but I came in one morning, in the same suit I left the previous day wearing (I thought no one would notice - they did. Immediately), and after my boss said as much, I walked up to him and waved my two fingers under his nose and said he missed a great night. He proceeded to gag and told me to go home and sleep. Epic.

    Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the United Kingdom. Ever.

    You sick fuck

  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    27 SBs at this point Monty, I think its story time...

    If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    Centerfolds?

    If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

  • Jorgé's picture

    People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

  • Revsly's picture

    Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard.
    -30 Rock