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Alright you guys, we all know about the myths and legends of going out with brokers (strippers, coke, etc.) But I wanna hear about the most random, crazy, weird outings/scenarios that you guys have had with brokers.

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Comments (28)

  • tyrets's picture

    I could write a book about these. No joke. I dare not speak of all the wonderful illegal things I/we did, but I came in one morning, in the same suit I left the previous day wearing (I thought no one would notice - they did. Immediately), and after my boss said as much, I walked up to him and waved my two fingers under his nose and said he missed a great night. He proceeded to gag and told me to go home and sleep. Epic.

    Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the United Kingdom. Ever.

  • In reply to tyrets
    Clarkey's picture

    tyrets:
    I could write a book about these. No joke. I dare not speak of all the wonderful illegal things I/we did, but I came in one morning, in the same suit I left the previous day wearing (I thought no one would notice - they did. Immediately), and after my boss said as much, I walked up to him and waved my two fingers under his nose and said he missed a great night. He proceeded to gag and told me to go home and sleep. Epic.

    Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the United Kingdom. Ever.

    You sick fuck

  • In reply to monty09
    rafiki's picture

    monty09:
    stripper, babt carrot, jp morgan exp account, 4 traders

    Who is baby carrot?

  • monty09's picture

    if 20 people reply or toss some sb;s I will tell story

  • In reply to monty09
    absinthe's picture

    monty09:
    if 20 people reply or toss some sb;s I will tell story

    +1 I want to hear this.

    So what's the story?

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  • monty09's picture

    i really hope the 3 guys are not on here.. they were all fired

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  • blastoise's picture

    -_- nm i clicked wrong button

  • In reply to blastoise
    absinthe's picture

    blastoise:
    -_- nm i clicked wrong button

    LOL+1.

    What's the deal with the story? There's easily 20 sbs here.

  • tiralala's picture

    +1 sb! monty is truly extracting his SBs

  • rainman89's picture

    +1 sb monty, gotta hear this one

  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    27 SBs at this point Monty, I think its story time...

    If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

  • monty09's picture

    I am running out to get some dinner... will post up within 90 minutes... its a long story but awesome

  • monty09's picture

    i will toss some sb's if anyone can tell me where you can find houstons finest dancers

  • happypantsmcgee's picture

    Centerfolds?

    If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

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  • Jorgé's picture

    People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

  • Revsly's picture

    Jack: They're all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard.
    -30 Rock

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