12/3/10

Alright you guys, we all know about the myths and legends of going out with brokers (strippers, coke, etc.) But I wanna hear about the most random, crazy, weird outings/scenarios that you guys have had with brokers.

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12/3/10

Get about a minute-thirty in.... http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7650523/

12/3/10

I could write a book about these. No joke. I dare not speak of all the wonderful illegal things I/we did, but I came in one morning, in the same suit I left the previous day wearing (I thought no one would notice - they did. Immediately), and after my boss said as much, I walked up to him and waved my two fingers under his nose and said he missed a great night. He proceeded to gag and told me to go home and sleep. Epic.

Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the United Kingdom. Ever.

12/3/10
tyrets:

I could write a book about these. No joke. I dare not speak of all the wonderful illegal things I/we did, but I came in one morning, in the same suit I left the previous day wearing (I thought no one would notice - they did. Immediately), and after my boss said as much, I walked up to him and waved my two fingers under his nose and said he missed a great night. He proceeded to gag and told me to go home and sleep. Epic.

Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the United Kingdom. Ever.

You sick fuck

2/25/11

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12/3/10

stripper, babt carrot, jp morgan exp account, 4 traders

12/3/10
monty09:

stripper, babt carrot, jp morgan exp account, 4 traders

Who is baby carrot?

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12/3/10

if 20 people reply or toss some sb;s I will tell story

12/4/10
monty09:

if 20 people reply or toss some sb;s I will tell story

+1 I want to hear this.

So what's the story?

10/28/16

I know it's been almost 6 years since you have posted this comment. But I just want you to know that I just gave you a banana (bring the total to 19) in hopes that you haven't forgotten about this epic story of yours

10/28/16

Got 20 SB - where's the story?

10/28/16

Still waiting after 6 years.

10/28/16

I think the story was posted but taken down. Anyone have a summary of the story?

12/4/10

i really hope the 3 guys are not on here.. they were all fired

12/4/10

banana and a reply....thats 2 votes!

12/4/10

+1 SB given

12/4/10

-_- nm i clicked wrong button

12/4/10
blastoise:

-_- nm i clicked wrong button

LOL+1.

What's the deal with the story? There's easily 20 sbs here.

12/4/10

+1 sb! monty is truly extracting his SBs

12/4/10

I want to catch up to the big boys..

almost there...

12/4/10

I wanna hear Mont...

12/4/10

+1 sb monty, gotta hear this one

12/4/10

27 SBs at this point Monty, I think its story time...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

12/4/10

I am running out to get some dinner... will post up within 90 minutes... its a long story but awesome

12/4/10

i will toss some sb's if anyone can tell me where you can find houstons finest dancers

12/4/10

Centerfolds?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

12/5/10

try again

12/5/10

sorry boys

12/5/10

Hahaha! "Plugged her with my baby carrot."

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

12/5/10

SB for you sir. I'm honestly kind of surprised they were fired for that, but what do I know!

Jack: They're all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard.
-30 Rock

12/5/10

not to ruin the mood but most nights out with salesman or borkers are incredibly lame. Good free dinners are always nice but other then that its just getting drunk with a bunch of dudes. My best exception to that rule was a weekend when a broker comped tix to a Floyd Mayweather fight out in vegas. That was a crazy weekend. But the typical steakhouse/strip club/whatever is only fun for so long.

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