Hooked Up With Scarlett Johannson
So last Friday, the guys and I got together for some pre-gaming before heading to 1OAK at around 11:00 PM to celebrate our better-than-expected bonuses this year (two of us are PE associates, and the other 2 are VPs at MM banks). So after waiting in line outside for a while, we finally make it inside over to the bar, and there she was. She had on a tight, black dress looking fine as hell; better than any photos I’d ever seen of her. I went up to her and fed her one of the typical pick-up lines, which led to talking about her previous relationship with Ryan Reynolds, and ultimately, what I do for a living.
Surprisingly, Scarlett knows quite a bit about the industry as her step-brother is an MBB consultant. After trying to explain to her I add social value in my high finnance role, she whispered something in my ear I won’t ever forget. “Is your fund short or long?” Now my first reaction was that the concept of Private Equity apparently didn’t quite click for her, but I played along anyway and told her we were value-based, but long-term and invested in a wide range of industries. The financial whiz giggled, and we went home, where my fund promptly transformed into a growth fund, and ultimately, an event-driven one.







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This happened to me but then
This happened to me but then I shook my head and continued putting numbers into my exhaustive spreadsheet
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> Now my first reaction was
> Now my first reaction was that the concept of Private Equity apparently didn’t quite click for her, but I played along anyway
This is the greatest line I have ever read on WSO
plagiarized
plagiarized
'...where my fund promptly
'...where my fund promptly transformed into a growth fund, and ultimately, an event-driven one'
--> only PE guys would say ^^ instead of 'i got laid'. way to go!
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This is a direct plagiarism
This is a direct plagiarism from LSO.
http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2007/09/the-banker...
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Admins should take action
Admins should take action against such blatant plagiarism.
video now
video now
just stop
just stop
That style of writing is way
That style of writing is way too distinctive to be anything but LSO.
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camspin: > Now my first
> Now my first reaction was that the concept of Private Equity apparently didn’t quite click for her, but I played along anyway
This is the greatest line I have ever read on WSO
Agreed :)
I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.
Plagiarizing from the
Plagiarizing from the Leveraged Sellout? Really man???
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She's not even that hot...
She's not even that hot...
Someone really posted this?
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Whgm45: She's not even that
Whgm45: She's not even that
AllDay_028: Whgm45: She's
AndyLouis: video or it never
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