JPM Banker stalked his ex (and colleague/ unpaid intern) to London

They met when she was an unpaid intern.

Read the story in full at the Daily Mail:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070433/D…


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"He collapsed in front of her at Heathrow Airport –something she accused him of faking and which he said was brought on by stress."

Drama queeeeen.

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^ Yeah, not too shabby.

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I hope the sex tape will be leaked soon.

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kmzzhis tie is really long

Looks like it wasn't long enough for her.

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Well honey, yes, I was fucking an analyst at work and then I sent her hundreds of texts and flew to London a bunch of times I told you was for business, and made up some stuff about israeli secret service, etc. But look at the bright side - now that I've been fired, we have more time for each other! No, I won't have nearly as much money, but ...

 

Kinda looks like Kate Middleton.

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I'd think she'd have to leave JPM sooner or later. I mean, she's the new picture in the dictionary for the slutty, home-wrecking analyst whore.

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Stringer BellI'd think she'd have to leave JPM sooner or later. I mean, she's the new picture in the dictionary for the slutty, home-wrecking analyst whore.
No man, she's a massive sexual harassment lawsuit just waiting to happen.
Get busy living
 

How dare she call him crazy? Why get involved with a married man anyway, get him hooked and then dump him like trash? Typical Jew girl.

Any shit she gets, she deserves. And she aint even that hot.

 
RatinaMazeHow dare she call him crazy? Why get involved with a married man anyway, get him hooked and then dump him like trash? Typical Jew girl.

Any shit she gets, she deserves. And she aint even that hot.

She deserved having to move to London and not even being able to hide there? The guy is nuts.

Agree with this much: girl who goes after a married guy = ho

Unless he didn't tell her...then he's totally to blame

Rat, why you so crazy?

Get busy living
 
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RatinaMazeHow dare she call him crazy? Why get involved with a married man anyway, get him hooked and then dump him like trash? Typical Jew girl.

Any shit she gets, she deserves. And she aint even that hot.

She deserved having to move to London and not even being able to hide there? The guy is nuts.

Agree with this much: girl who goes after a married guy = ho

Unless he didn't tell her...then he's totally to blame

Rat, why you so crazy?

There's no fucking way she didn't know he was married, esp. seeing as they where in IB. Ho indeed.

Cant really blame this guy for hooking up initially. I worked with this chick associate for a couple months about a year ago and for about the first couple weeks couldn't even look at her because I wanted her so bad. At a bar or on the street wouldn't really give a second look. But between her being really cool, pretty smart, kind of funny and being around each other for 13+ hrs a day, most of which comprised of flirting, I was freaking going crazy.

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RatinaMazeHow dare she call him crazy? Why get involved with a married man anyway, get him hooked and then dump him like trash? Typical Jew girl.

Any shit she gets, she deserves. And she aint even that hot.

She deserved having to move to London and not even being able to hide there? The guy is nuts.

Agree with this much: girl who goes after a married guy = ho

Unless he didn't tell her...then he's totally to blame

Rat, why you so crazy?

There's no fucking way she didn't know he was married, esp. seeing as they where in IB. Ho indeed.

Cant really blame this guy for hooking up initially. I worked with this chick associate for a couple months about a year ago and for about the first couple weeks couldn't even look at her because I wanted her so bad. At a bar or on the street wouldn't really give a second look. But between her being really cool, pretty smart, kind of funny and being around each other for 13+ hrs a day, most of which comprised of flirting, I was freaking going crazy.

Are you married?

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RatinaMazeHow dare she call him crazy? Why get involved with a married man anyway, get him hooked and then dump him like trash? Typical Jew girl.

Any shit she gets, she deserves. And she aint even that hot.

She deserved having to move to London and not even being able to hide there? The guy is nuts.

Agree with this much: girl who goes after a married guy = ho

Unless he didn't tell her...then he's totally to blame

Rat, why you so crazy?

There's no fucking way she didn't know he was married, esp. seeing as they where in IB. Ho indeed.

Cant really blame this guy for hooking up initially. I worked with this chick associate for a couple months about a year ago and for about the first couple weeks couldn't even look at her because I wanted her so bad. At a bar or on the street wouldn't really give a second look. But between her being really cool, pretty smart, kind of funny and being around each other for 13+ hrs a day, most of which comprised of flirting, I was freaking going crazy.

Sucks man. What'd you do in the end?

 
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RatinaMazeHow dare she call him crazy? Why get involved with a married man anyway, get him hooked and then dump him like trash? Typical Jew girl.

Any shit she gets, she deserves. And she aint even that hot.

She deserved having to move to London and not even being able to hide there? The guy is nuts.

Agree with this much: girl who goes after a married guy = ho

Unless he didn't tell her...then he's totally to blame

Rat, why you so crazy?

Me no crazy. Hanging with married men often results in this. Bored married man thinks he's fucked with the life he has. Attractive woman shows affection. He's no longer thinking its the end for him. She breaks it off. He doesnt.

 

I thought Ratinamaze's chick was Pakistani?

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 
RatinaMazeIf its because I said typical jew girl, its because I'm jewish so know how they behave.
So, like, you marrying a Paki chick would be a step towards world peace?
Get busy living
 

RAAAAATINNAAAA MAZEEE.

Missed you.

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txjustinWait, a Jew and a muslim? Wow...not sure what to say. Congrats and good luck with the in-laws.

Didnt get that far but thanks.

 

The real question is why he's still an Associate after finishing his analyst stint in '06.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

Dude's so desperate for that pussy

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

HOLY SHIT

I worked a deal with Gray this summer... even was on a conference call with him

Jesus it's a fucking small world. Saw him in meatpacking once too--his 1st / 2nd year analyst gave me his business card... what a fucking douche. A bunch of the JPM associates were out and they were awkwardly dancing by themselves (more like wiggling) next to their table, clutching their $300 aka $15 bottles of vodka like they were on life support.

God I swear half the associates are creepers, you can never really tell.

 
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SolidarityUh, in banking she's a 9.

Anyone else who says otherwise is obligated to list their firm / group and post the group's placemat.

Anyone actually look at the group picture in the second link? This girl looks short and chubs. Sure she can take a picture that show a pretty face, but so can a 300 pound whale.

Second link?

But yea this girl's face is a 6 (from posted link). Great body would boost her an extra point on the upside... way more downside risk though.

 

the second pic at the bottom is a pic of his wife, who looks like an ice wench

these are the only pics I could find of Rausnitz

7 on a street in Manhattan, but definitely a 9 in banking...

obviously guys don't fly across the Atlantic because the girl is hot, they do it because they're fucking nutjobs

 
Solidarity obviously guys don't fly across the Atlantic because the girl is hot, they do it because they're fucking nutjobs

Haha +1 SB for you sir.

 

ugh, this thread makes me wish you all would get a taste of your own medicine one day, and soon - so on behalf of all women, everywhere, I'll just say: "PICS (of yourselves) or GTFO"

seriously, I never knew men could be so bitchy, bitchier than many/most women! If all men in finance are like this, why any girl would ever hang out with/date/marry one is beyond me..... for my sake, I hope not.

and as for her being chubby - are you fking kidding me?!

 
manhattan512ugh, this thread makes me wish you all would get a taste of your own medicine one day, and soon - so on behalf of all women, everywhere, I'll just say: "PICS (of yourselves) or GTFO"

seriously, I never knew men could be so bitchy, bitchier than many/most women! If all men in finance are like this, why any girl would ever hang out with/date/marry one is beyond me..... for my sake, I hope not.

and as for her being chubby - are you fking kidding me?!

Are you really aligning yourself with a woman like this? She was sleeping with a married man - she deserves nothing less than getting torn apart on an online forum. I'd hate to be the one to argue that point.

 

Oh please, stop pretending to get your moral panties all in a twist. I'm not saying that she did the right thing, but I'm also definitely not saying the affair is solely her fault, like you are - Solidarity was at least fair about this.

If you'd ripped into both of them/their looks/ (im)morality, then it would have been a different story - I wouldn't have complained, just thought you were incredibly stupid and shallow and had too much time on your hands - but instead, you're using faux moral indignation to (attempt to) hide your blatant misogyny. What makes you think you even have the authority to say "she's definitely not off the hook?" Is it because you're a man?

Most of the idiots who are on here and think they have the God-given right to classify every woman in the world - whether she even cares to be noticed, much less objectified, by you - into "I'd do her" or "ew, she's a 6/average," probably wouldn't have the guts to approach this girl in real life.

 
manhattan512Oh please, stop pretending to get your moral panties all in a twist. I'm not saying that she did the right thing, but I'm also definitely not saying the affair is solely her fault, like you are - Solidarity was at least fair about this.

If you'd ripped into both of them/their looks/ (im)morality, then it would have been a different story - I wouldn't have complained, just thought you were incredibly stupid and shallow and had too much time on your hands - but instead, you're using faux moral indignation to (attempt to) hide your blatant misogyny. What makes you think you even have the authority to say "she's definitely not off the hook?" Is it because you're a man?

Most of the idiots who are on here and think they have the God-given right to classify every woman in the world - whether she even cares to be noticed, much less objectified, by you - into "I'd do her" or "ew, she's a 6/average," probably wouldn't have the guts to approach this girl in real life.

I'm pretty sure I said they were both to blame, read my post how you will. However, I was saying she deserves no moral amnesty - you seem to be arguing that just because she's a woman, she should not be ridiculed. You can't have it both ways.

If it helps my case at all, I live across from a plan parenthood and named my wireless internet "Slutwatch 2011." My girlfriend doesn't think it's funny, but my room mates sure do.

 
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manhattan512Oh please, stop pretending to get your moral panties all in a twist. I'm not saying that she did the right thing, but I'm also definitely not saying the affair is solely her fault, like you are - Solidarity was at least fair about this.

If you'd ripped into both of them/their looks/ (im)morality, then it would have been a different story - I wouldn't have complained, just thought you were incredibly stupid and shallow and had too much time on your hands - but instead, you're using faux moral indignation to (attempt to) hide your blatant misogyny. What makes you think you even have the authority to say "she's definitely not off the hook?" Is it because you're a man?

Most of the idiots who are on here and think they have the God-given right to classify every woman in the world - whether she even cares to be noticed, much less objectified, by you - into "I'd do her" or "ew, she's a 6/average," probably wouldn't have the guts to approach this girl in real life.

I'm pretty sure I said they were both to blame, read my post how you will. However, I was saying she deserves no moral amnesty - you seem to be arguing that just because she's a woman, she should not be ridiculed. You can't have it both ways.

If it helps my case at all, I live across from a plan parenthood and named my wireless internet "Slutwatch 2011." My girlfriend doesn't think it's funny, but my room mates sure do.

Hahahahahahahahaahha

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Oh, she mad.

Also, time isn't the only thing on my hands right now. a/s/l?

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what is a/s/l? and, ew.

eriginal - I read your posts just fine. You say - only after being called out for being sexist - that both are to blame. But you're only trashing (and objectifying) the girl. Don't turn it around on me - I never said either of them deserve amnesty, or even that both should blindly be treated/assigned blame equally under pretense of equality between the sexes - just that they should be judged on the merit of their actions, without any regard for what sex they are - and so I blamed them both. But with you, the girl gets reamed, and the guy gets a free pass (until you have to defend your bona fide stand-up moral compass) - why?

If that really is your network name, then it makes sense your gf makes sure she has easy access to a planned parenthood..... maybe there is hope for the human race after all.

 
manhattan512what is a/s/l? and, ew.

eriginal - I read your posts just fine. You say - only after being called out for being sexist - that both are to blame. But you're only trashing (and objectifying) the girl. Don't turn it around on me - I never said either of them deserve amnesty, or even that both should blindly be treated/assigned blame equally under pretense of equality between the sexes - just that they should be judged on the merit of their actions, without any regard for what sex they are - and so I blamed them both. But with you, the girl gets reamed, and the guy gets a free pass (until you have to defend your bona fide stand-up moral compass) - why?

If that really is your network name, then it makes sense your gf makes sure she has easy access to a planned parenthood..... maybe there is hope for the human race after all.

It really is my network name, I also had "No fat chicks" painted on my door when I lived in my fraternity. My girlfriend actually made me paint over that one since it was slightly more offensive and I meant it literally.

 
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manhattan512what is a/s/l? and, ew.

eriginal - I read your posts just fine. You say - only after being called out for being sexist - that both are to blame. But you're only trashing (and objectifying) the girl. Don't turn it around on me - I never said either of them deserve amnesty, or even that both should blindly be treated/assigned blame equally under pretense of equality between the sexes - just that they should be judged on the merit of their actions, without any regard for what sex they are - and so I blamed them both. But with you, the girl gets reamed, and the guy gets a free pass (until you have to defend your bona fide stand-up moral compass) - why?

If that really is your network name, then it makes sense your gf makes sure she has easy access to a planned parenthood..... maybe there is hope for the human race after all.

It really is my network name, I also had "No fat chicks" painted on my door when I lived in my fraternity. My girlfriend actually made me paint over that one since it was slightly more offensive and I meant it literally.

I have "No fat chicks" tattooed on my lower back.

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manhattan512what is a/s/l? and, ew.

eriginal - I read your posts just fine. You say - only after being called out for being sexist - that both are to blame. But you're only trashing (and objectifying) the girl. Don't turn it around on me - I never said either of them deserve amnesty, or even that both should blindly be treated/assigned blame equally under pretense of equality between the sexes - just that they should be judged on the merit of their actions, without any regard for what sex they are - and so I blamed them both. But with you, the girl gets reamed, and the guy gets a free pass (until you have to defend your bona fide stand-up moral compass) - why?

If that really is your network name, then it makes sense your gf makes sure she has easy access to a planned parenthood..... maybe there is hope for the human race after all.

It really is my network name, I also had "No fat chicks" painted on my door when I lived in my fraternity. My girlfriend actually made me paint over that one since it was slightly more offensive and I meant it literally.

So your gf is more fat than slutty?

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^ Whatta c u next Tuesday.

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