Now it’s time to give your female monkey some dating advice as well. Reality does kill
First, wallstreetoasis has been my all time favorite for quite a while, I especially enjoy reading the thoughtful dating tips you guys offered to your fellow frustrated male moneys. I rarely saw ladies seeking such advice here, but I don’t mind to be the outlier. (a typical me)
The reason why I seek advice from you guys, mostly because I feel I can relate to you so much after reading all the posts here, so to speak, all comes down to the mentality: the strong drive for money, status, success, hot chicks, hot cars, etc. I feel home here. However, in reality, I’ve never met a handful of guys who possess such mentality.
Sorry, have to pause a little here before I continue. If you like to hear my story, I would totally open up next.





Lol every guy possesses those
Lol every guy possesses those traits. Most people are just too scared of being judged to be blatant about it.
ok but before you totally
ok but before you totally open up to us, we REALLY need to see some pics. PM the pics if you wish to keep them in the private away from the perverts here.
^i lol'ed. but seriously...
^i lol'ed. but seriously... go on
GBS
Yeah without pics I don't see
Yeah without pics I don't see this going anywhere. I have all of those traits and depending on pics, may take you for a nice sea food dinner.
Yeah without pics I don't see
Yeah without pics I don't see this going anywhere. I have all of those traits and depending on pics, may take you for a nice sea food dinner.
Great troll effort
Great troll effort
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Pics will be on if enough
Pics will be on if enough people want to look.
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
Fire away. I'll get you my
Fire away. I'll get you my stats while we're all waiting
-6 "4
-220
-all-american lacrosse player
-hairless butt (waxed)
-ability to get dark in the summer
Tommy Too-toned: Great troll
Great troll effort
I deserve a serious apology from this Tommy guy. Don't get in if you doubt my sincerity.
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
This is the kind of post that
This is the kind of post that gets people stabbed in some highrise apt building... just sayin'
George87: This is the kind of
This is the kind of post that gets people stabbed in some highrise apt building... just sayin'
I agree. Let's make sure it happens so we can all discuss the aftermath.
A little preview: the leading
A little preview: the leading male in my story apparently don't possess too much of the traits the above monkeys have, which is where the tragedy starts.
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
^are you refering to the
^are you refering to the waxed ass?
GBS
GoldmanBallSachs: ^are you
^are you refering to the waxed ass?
Thanks man. I'm in a quiet library and literally laughed out loud like a jackass. Not being sarcastic at all, that was awesome.
OP, tell the f'ing story.
First, a little about myself.
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
This is hilarious is a
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
I'd bring the pop corn, but I
I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force.
See my WSO blog posts
kidflash: Lol every guy
I just had my first UFO experience.
I called my wife fat while we were making dinner.
Flying saucers everywhere XD
帝都大蜜: First, a little about
blah.
ibangedmybosseswifeandalligot
glad to see some of my
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
So when it comes to the
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
帝都大蜜: I like to go after
I just had my first UFO experience.
I called my wife fat while we were making dinner.
Flying saucers everywhere XD
帝都大蜜: Note: the best usually
I'm thinking to load a pic.
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
The answer to your
This might be the most
帝都大蜜: Note: the best usually
OK, let’s get it moving. Now,
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
Phew. Btw, you don't look
I usually introduce myself by
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. - Friedrich Nietzsche
tmd op. some chinese guy is
I knew that even with all my past failures, if i could make a ton of money and become a big swinging dick, I knew that banking would fill the void inside of my life, that at least for a moment the burden of this conundrum called life would be lifted from
carry on...
txjustin: carry on... Yes, I
"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"
OP: PSY would be perfect for
"I am the hero of the story. I don't need to be saved."
This is ridiculous; I cant
"Dont compromise yourself; you're all you've got" - Janis Joplin
帝都大蜜: I'm thinking to load a
"I'm the luckiest guy in the world, and when I die I want to come back as me."
-Mark Cuban
OP you need to f out of here.
Pics, or u a troll.
How the hell will pics prove
Leadership can be defined in two words: "Follow Me"
She's legit. Trust me.
OP, I dont know why; but you
"Dont compromise yourself; you're all you've got" - Janis Joplin
Hooked on LEAPS: I usually
MissNG: OP, I dont know why;
I just had my first UFO experience.
I called my wife fat while we were making dinner.
Flying saucers everywhere XD