Now it’s time to give your female monkey some dating advice as well. Reality does kill
First, wallstreetoasis has been my all time favorite for quite a while, I especially enjoy reading the thoughtful dating tips you guys offered to your fellow frustrated male moneys. I rarely saw ladies seeking such advice here, but I don’t mind to be the outlier. (a typical me)
The reason why I seek advice from you guys, mostly because I feel I can relate to you so much after reading all the posts here, so to speak, all comes down to the mentality: the strong drive for money, status, success, hot chicks, hot cars, etc. I feel home here. However, in reality, I’ve never met a handful of guys who possess such mentality.
Sorry, have to pause a little here before I continue. If you like to hear my story, I would totally open up next.
Lol every guy possesses those traits. Most people are just too scared of being judged to be blatant about it.
Share your story dude, just do it. Everyone else here does.
ok but before you totally open up to us, we REALLY need to see some pics. PM the pics if you wish to keep them in the private away from the perverts here.
^i lol'ed. but seriously... go on
Yeah without pics I don't see this going anywhere. I have all of those traits and depending on pics, may take you for a nice sea food dinner.
Yeah without pics I don't see this going anywhere. I have all of those traits and depending on pics, may take you for a nice sea food dinner.
Great troll effort
I deserve a serious apology from this Tommy guy. Don't get in if you doubt my sincerity.
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Pics will be on if enough people want to look.
Fire away. I'll get you my stats while we're all waiting
-6 "4 -220 -all-american lacrosse player -hairless butt (waxed) -ability to get dark in the summer
This is the kind of post that gets people stabbed in some highrise apt building... just sayin'
I agree. Let's make sure it happens so we can all discuss the aftermath.
A little preview: the leading male in my story apparently don't possess too much of the traits the above monkeys have, which is where the tragedy starts.
^are you refering to the waxed ass?
Thanks man. I'm in a quiet library and literally laughed out loud like a jackass. Not being sarcastic at all, that was awesome.
OP, tell the f'ing story.
First, a little about myself. Hard to make a brief introduction cause I like to talk about me. Yeah, in terms of personality type, I’m your manly hardcore chick who breathes ambition every single moment. Guess I just cannot stand the feeling of not staying on the top, no matter whatever the stratifications is. I feel myself was born to compete. Luckily, I managed to become the kind of woman I want to be (I have an ideal image in my mind). I would say, I’ve been pretty much happy with almost every trait of mine, of course including the look department.
WE GET IT. YOU'RE INTO ROUGH SEX AND BDSM.
This is hilarious is a completely absurd way.
I'd bring the pop corn, but I am on a diet. dammit
glad to see some of my favorite IDs on the site started showing up, making me wanna give a good show...
So when it comes to the dating world, you know, no doubt, I’m a big time go-getter. I like to go after guys. Maybe I was simply born this way, the hunting trait in my blood. I enjoy so much of making the move, taking the lead. But remember, I don’t go after any guy. 99% guys NO, just like the plenty ones who are after me, would usually get dinged automatically by making the first move. At the same time, I would easily get disappointed by the quality of those chasers as well. Note: the best usually don’t come to you.
You're right, I'm in no rush.
Did you mean the best don't come on you? You come on them? Lol
I'm thinking to load a pic. No pic, no truth, right? But, what can I get out of this, seriously? I need some incentive or reward.
This might be the most entertaining thread since whatever swagon was last in.
For starters, you could disprove that you are a) a 5'5" chinese kid at UC Berkeley or b) a fat lesbo with a mad case of beef curtains.
The answer to your question(s) is simple. Just network bro (gal). it'll solve everything. Try some cold calling, make some contacts and solve your problems. There's your advice.
OK, let’s get it moving. Now, I’m gonna define what is “the best” to me: 1. Nothing to do with “opposites attract”, being a manly chick, I want my man manlier than I am, in short, an ALPHA, Type A. this could be proved by leadership abilities which I value the most (myself have been striving to be the leader of any fk group I’m in all my life, could not help it) 2. A STUD (used to be a must when I was a diehard member of “The Looks Club” at an earlier age, but not necessarily now after I found out myself developing a crave for Lloyd Blankfein type sometimes) 3. Being very social. I like the man to be a social butterfly type, it has negative connotation, I know, but it is a huge plus to me when I see the sophistication and smoothness he demonstrates like he is a natural. To be continued, next time I’ll cut to the core: the leading male of the story. end for today,night, monkeys.
I usually introduce myself by whipping out my dong. What better way to assert my alpha male persona?
This made me lol. SB for that
tmd op. some chinese guy is trolling the fuck out of this thread. you see this shit on chinese forums all the time
carry on...
Yes, I will. Give me a little time to take care of my other threads. Multitasking is not easy.
OP: PSY would be perfect for you. You don't even need to understand what he is saying.
This is ridiculous; I cant believe I made it to the end of that.
OP you need to f out of here. I don't care if you're better looking than the best looking girl I've ever seen, you have too many demands. I don't want a manly, hands on girl who is more intensive about life than I am.
You don't get to ride in the Evo.
Pics, or u a troll.
How the hell will pics prove anything? This is the internet, remember?
Pretends to ask for advice then reels in users with a piecemeal description of "her"self. Well played OP.
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