The Real Banker's Drink
Real bankers drink drinks with the following: Three ingredients or less. No sugar unless paired with absynthe. Rye whiskey, scotch, brandy, and aged bourbon as base spirit only. Gin is acceptable only with vermouth in dry martinis or in a gimlet. One cube of ice only. So next time you order at M&H, D&C, Pegu, Rose, AS, etc. get the following:
- McCallan > 12 on the rocks
- Neat brandy/cognac
- Sazerac
- Manhattan
- Old fashioned
This is what pussies who can't hold their liquor order:
- beer (does this look like mcsorleys or mj armstrong to you?)
- gin n tonic (you won't get any tail ordering a boring ass drink like that)
- vodka cranberry (homo)
- rum and coke (don't bend down -- we'll all be able to see your huge gaping vagina)
- vodka tonics (haven't you graduated from vodka yet??)
- wine (raging queer)
- sidecar (stop trying too hard)
P.S. we all know ibhopeful532 and people at Piper drink cosmos with umbrellas.





lol interesting post.
lol interesting post. however, i would never order any of those drinks at M&H, D&C, Pegu
agreed. Glenmorangie 12
agreed. Glenmorangie 12 (sherrywood lasanta) is amazing as well. Aslo the Balvenie 21 doublewood.
I think you just got jealous
I think you just got jealous of a guy that ordered a rum and coke and ended up taking your girl. And thats why you made this post to feel better about yourself, ha
Buyside guys and men in
Buyside guys and men in general order and drink whatever they want
This is so stupid and
This is so stupid and immature. You drink whatever the fuck you want no matter who you are and where you are. Hey OP are you seriously like this in real life ? hahaha this is hilarious
Agreed with above posters.
Agreed with above posters. Vote with your monkey shit people...
didn't see your post
didn't see your post junkbondswap, my bad
"Buyside guys and men in general order and drink whatever they want"
100 % true and said in a more nice way than me, ha ha.
But yea come on, drink whatever you want, stop being so insecure
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If you really want a man's
If you really want a man's drink order a Benoit's Blood! One round of that and you should be good for the night!
What a douche. And to the OP,
What a douche. And to the OP, an old fashioned is made with simple syrup (sugar water). Youll get more respect for drinking what you like than drinking something because you think itll make you look cool.
I particularly like the
I particularly like the insult directed at G+T's
- gin n tonic (you won't get any tail ordering a boring ass drink like that)
Because the above drinks were all so electrifying.
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wow. i mean, i might give my
wow. i mean, i might give my friend some crap for ordering a girly drink, but actually worrying about your drink to this degree...sad
this post really is pathetic.
this post really is pathetic.
....and there is nothing cool about drinking a Sazerac unless you are in the 19th century and there is nothing cool about drinking neat cognac unless you are a rapper....
Greenhill guys I know usually
Greenhill guys I know usually like a good whiskey, even blue label. Citi guys drink smirnoff.
to the death, you deserve a
to the death, you deserve a cosmo or a zima for that worthy post
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what about red bull, vodka &
Even one ice cube in my
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Silver sodas. That's Coors
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drinking alone is best, no
TheKing wrote: Silver sodas.
Unfortunately I am highly
OK give the guy a break, I
nah, if you see some of his
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Anybody who orders a single
I prefer my single malts neat
Gordon.Gekko wrote: I prefer
Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard.
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Yes, that is the textbook way
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“The American father is never seen in London. He passes his life entirely in Wall Street and communicates with his family once a month by means of a telegram in cipher.” - Oscar Wilde
There was a pretty long
Putting ice in a single malt
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I also like Oban and
"Gimme your strongest drink"
Scotch tastes like horse piss
op drinks dr. pepper