Breaking into a bank
How would you do it? Break into a bank?
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Get promoted to CEO, pump the stock full of short term valuation, sell my shares, and then laugh all the way to the beach as the share price plummets and the company is bought out by a rival.
In other words, business as usual?
I would prefer a more brute force approach, as you can tell by my new avatar.
Go watch the movie "The Town." That movie is like the bible for those looking to break into banks.
Nice try, FBI! I will never tell, but you will find out how once I finish!
MUahahahaha, how did you find out ? But hey, we are actually recruiting. Not busting. ;)
Network your way in.
Problem is how you network yourself out, I guess.
It's all electronic, I think hacking would be better...
get a tank and just walk drive in
Word. Seems more effective than using computers. Hardware control over software control!
Luckily, Robert De Niro made an instructional video on the matter back in 95.
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