Delaying Drug Test

So as soon as I signed the consent, they said I'd get a call to schedule in the next 2 days. I figured it'd at least be after my start date, which is next month. I need like 3 weeks to de-weed myself. Course of action?

Do these people actually care if I smoke pot? I was in Denver two weeks ago. Like, who gives a shit.

 

You're fucked dude.

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