Why I have decided to SHORT AMZN stock using all of my LIFE SAVINGS

I just finished READING this article and it really made me think about the current FIGHTTOTHEDEATH between Amazon and Walmart. Ultimately, however, with the ACQUISITION of Whole Foods, I realized the TRUTH. A rotisserie chicken costs $14 at Whole Foods which is a RIPOFF because Walmart has rotiss for only $5, which is an INCREDIBLE BARGAIN. Amazon is a yuuuge SCAM because they DO NOT currently offer ROTISSERIE CHICKEN on their website. They should already be DELIVERING rotisserie chicken with DRONES, but no, instead they're working on useless shit like the AMAZON ECHO. For that reason, I realized that in the long-term, AMZN will go DOWN THE TUBES, while WMT will become the first TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY. I am now SHORTING the heck out of AMZN, I predict their retail locations will CLOSE DOWN and they will go BANKRUPT.

 

if you purchase food at Walmart o__o you're taking a leap of faith -- that being said I have and it's probably poisonous and as bland as reading the wall street journal. If it's concerning the rotisserie chicken, a once staple in the life of a poor summer analyst (myself) over the course of 3 internships then you should go long on safeway because they sell rotisserie chickens for 7-8 a pop and the quality is great -- if you buy it anywhere else you're really taking a bath. In fact i had one every single day and packed on 15lbs of some lean muscle. If you're looking for a catalyst for Walmart you should ask a guy who grew up meagerly such as myself and the reason is that Walmart can self-sustain in any poor town in the U.S. They provide the jobs to the poor individuals and being the only half decent place to shop at and at the lowest prices in the poor area the salary they provide goes straight back into their products b00m.

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 
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Wal-Mart just sucks because you have too many people - usually obese people - blocking aisles and it's really tough to power walk in that environment. And I've had to wait 15+ minutes multiple times when going to the sporting goods section to get ammo.

Target is where it's at. There are milfs galore at Target.

 

Numbers still need to make sense. You’re just saying they get free labor to keep the lights on? Still need someone to deliver the goods to the store in that location. Maybe they have the locals go pick it up too and then buy it from them? Could be

 

It's just hard to take you seriously when you feel a need to rely on a ton of capitalized words. If you had worthwhile things to say to intelligent people, the words would be enough. Whether you're right or not about AMZN declining, WMT doesn't seem like a likely choice for the first big T. The brick and mortar side of retail isn't doing amazingly well.

 

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