Yet Another "Help My Resume"

I greatly appreciate all of the comments on my last resume (they helped me land my current internship - you guys are awesome).

Please tear this one apart. I want it to reek of potential IBD SAness when it is finished.

http://www.razume.com/documents/15059

Thanks.

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Well let me just go ahead and say that i will be forwarding a screenshot to all buddies that are currently in banking so they can see your "EBITDA BITCHES" in addition to your resume. Good luck.....im joking by the way.

 

the peer tutoring and civic leadership stuff is useless. That kind of stuff doesn't impress or interest me when I scan resumes. But that's only one opinion- someone may like it.

 

3.88 / 4.00 change to 3.9 / 4.0. No one gives a shit about the 2nd decimal.

ALso you SA experience is a bitch questsionable, specifically the "Traveled to road shows, talking to upper level management about the health of their business"

Doesn't seem very believable that an asset management firm has got a summer inter on road shows pressing palms with the CEO/CFO of companies to keep a pulse on their portfolio.

 

@Marcus: "a bitch questsionable"

Just thought I'd point that out, honestly couldn't figure out if it was intentional, a typo, or a Freudian slip

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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