Yet Another "Help My Resume"

I greatly appreciate all of the comments on my last resume (they helped me land my current internship - you guys are awesome).

Please tear this one apart. I want it to reek of potential IBD SAness when it is finished.

http://www.razume.com/documents/15059

Thanks.

 

the peer tutoring and civic leadership stuff is useless. That kind of stuff doesn't impress or interest me when I scan resumes. But that's only one opinion- someone may like it.

 

3.88 / 4.00 change to 3.9 / 4.0. No one gives a shit about the 2nd decimal.

ALso you SA experience is a bitch questsionable, specifically the "Traveled to road shows, talking to upper level management about the health of their business"

Doesn't seem very believable that an asset management firm has got a summer inter on road shows pressing palms with the CEO/CFO of companies to keep a pulse on their portfolio.

 

@Marcus: "a bitch questsionable"

Just thought I'd point that out, honestly couldn't figure out if it was intentional, a typo, or a Freudian slip

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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