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Oh, dont worry we will be
Oh, dont worry we will be moving to a European jail system pretty soon.
Have you seen those prisons? They are nicer then some hotels.
Check out Norway's prisons. So Chic.
That crazy guy that shot all those kids will probably only get 21 years in prison. I was also reading an article on CNN where a guy murdered 3 people in Norway and he only got 6 years. They are just so progressive though.
Here you go:
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We should simple force
We should simple force prisoners to work more. That or remove citizenship for serious crimes.
The US has so many far off islands we could build a massive prison colony ala Australia. You could probably get around the human rights issues by being off US soil ala GITMO.
What is probably going to happen is private companies will take over all prisons an you will see things change a lot. I cannot wait.
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3 murders and got 6 years?
3 murders and got 6 years? That's still more than here in Quebec, where pedophiles get 2 years and are out at 1/6 of the sentence.
TNA: We should simple force
We should simple force prisoners to work more. That or remove citizenship for serious crimes.
The US has so many far off islands we could build a massive prison colony ala Australia. You could probably get around the human rights issues by being off US soil ala GITMO.
What is probably going to happen is private companies will take over all prisons an you will see things change a lot. I cannot wait.
I feel like prisons should absolutely NOT be owned and operated by private companies. I don't really see the upside.
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they get free dorritos in
they get free dorritos in prison?? totally worth the anal rape.
Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
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IB ---> MBA ----> Norwegian
IB ---> MBA ----> Norwegian prison.
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anyone who gets a full life
anyone who gets a full life or death sentence should just be shot immidiately after the trial. offer to make a mcdonalds run for them, give them 30 minutes to eat, then have them taken out back and executed. 50 cents for the cartridge to kill them instead of rotting in jail on taxpayer money forever.
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I think TNA is trolling us
I think TNA is trolling us here. In his efforts to make us more libertarian and constitutional, he is subverting constitutional protections that were specifically intended for the ordinary criminal justice system.
I have a better idea.
Let's make it illegal to advocate against the Bill of Rights and punish it by banishment from the country. We DO have a population problem, and we can reduce the population by about 10% by eliminating folks who would sacrifice civil liberties for economic liberty. Incidentally, we'd also take a lot of the anger out of politics.
Don't like the constitution? FINE. They don't have one in Zimbabwe.
Work hard, play hard.
TheKing: TNA: We should
We should simple force prisoners to work more. That or remove citizenship for serious crimes.
The US has so many far off islands we could build a massive prison colony ala Australia. You could probably get around the human rights issues by being off US soil ala GITMO.
What is probably going to happen is private companies will take over all prisons an you will see things change a lot. I cannot wait.
I feel like prisons should absolutely NOT be owned and operated by private companies. I don't really see the upside.
Upside is it should cost less for the state.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_prison#Cost.2...
This is contentious I suppose so my support of private prisons is not absolute. I simply think prisoners should be worked more and we should separate violent from non violent offenders. Violent offenders need "special" treatment.
What a problem this is. These people will never be contributing members to society, but yet we have to pay for them. We should probably adopt an ASPCA model of things in dealing with them.
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If people like Sergei P.
If people like Sergei P. Korolev, the father of the Soviet Space Program, were deemed to be fit enough to be thrown in shitty gulags, then the animals in this video should simply be executed. That or forced work to benefit society.
I mean, we all know that they won't bring shit to humanity (au contraire). They'll only waist our scarce ressources.
2 fun facts: It costs the
2 fun facts:
It costs the state of California $44,000/year for each inamate.
The US has less than 5% of the world's population, and more than 20% of its prisoners.
Abdel, bro, I am liking you
Abdel, bro, I am liking you more and more every day.
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TNA: We should simple force
We should simple force prisoners to work more. That or remove citizenship for serious crimes.
The US has so many far off islands we could build a massive prison colony ala Australia. You could probably get around the human rights issues by being off US soil ala GITMO.
What is probably going to happen is private companies will take over all prisons an you will see things change a lot. I cannot wait.
you can't wait for people to be shipped off to islands where human rights violations aren't an issue??. you, sir, are quite the character.
if these guys are smoking weed and using smart phones, they aren't doing it with taxpayer dollars. the presense of contraband in prisons is a prison security issue... nothing more. as for the food hoarding... prisoners get 3 square meals a day and probably some snacks which is not unreasonable. if some prisoners choose to hoard their food rather than eat it right away... who gives a shit?
Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
TNA: Abdel, bro, I am liking
Abdel, bro, I am liking you more and more every day.
C'est réciproque mon ami ;)
JeffSkilling: 2 fun facts: It
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sayandarula: TNA: We should
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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
TNA: TheKing: TNA: We
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See, my assertion is that the
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TNA: 1) Human rights are
Work hard, play hard.
I have not violated the law,
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Also, we either have liberty
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How the prisoners are treated
Does he realize he just made
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
HFFBALLfan123: prisoners
HFFBALLfan123: How the
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IlliniProgrammer: I think TNA
Canada and US need to take a
ProspectiveMonkey: IlliniPr
Grindhouse: Canada and US
Russia and the Middle East
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TNA: I have not violated the
Work hard, play hard.
Hahahaha... there is no way
CNBC sucks
"This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
TNA: JeffSkilling: 2 fun
ProspectiveMonkey: I'm sure
Work hard, play hard.
Annnyyywayyyyy. Back to the
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IlliniProgrammer: Prospecti
Look at the 6 months chart of
Decriminalize drugs. No one
Abdel: I'm starting to like
Work hard, play hard.
IlliniProgrammer: Find a way
Abdel: That's easy :
Work hard, play hard.
IlliniProgrammer: Abdel: Th
TNA: Russia and the Middle
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
This dude is fucking
Abdel: ProspectiveMonkey:
RagnarDanneskjold: Decriminal
back when Swag was in the pin
wonder if they have