The Girls of Summer

It's that time of the year again, summer analyst season. While some of you are fortunate enough to have your own summer analyst's at your disposal, I highly doubt any of them look like this girl.

She definitely has Street cred, too. Her previous experience includes working as a principal officer in risk management at ZAO Raiffeisenbank and she holds a degree in Applied Maths and Physics from Moscow State Industrial University, according to her LinkedIn profile.
Last summer, Wall Streeters went bonkers for Swiss model Xenia Tchoumitcheva, who was an intern in JPMorgan's London offices.

I have to be honest in that I never did a summer analyst stint so I have no first hand knowledge of the types of beauties that roam NYC banks. I guess foreign models also happen to have a thing for math? So are these exceptions (probably) to the rule or are the women in finance largely more attractive than the population at large? Do you guys have extraordinary women like these at your office?

22 Comments
 
chimpanzeeBusiness Insider has the worst articles ever
I should have looked at the link URL before clicking it. Business Insider crap and Jow Weisenthal with his nonsense articles. Gosh. Such a gossip site with superficial non-background-checked or information-free articles.
 

I'm not sure about the girls ON Wall Street, but the girls in my business department are at least a standard deviation and a half above any girls any where else on campus. At least.

Nothing can stop me.
 
TesticularElephantitisI'm not sure about the girls ON Wall Street, but the girls in my business department are at least a standard deviation and a half above any girls any where else on campus. At least.

Marketing, Sales, HR...

 
Bigtime44
TesticularElephantitisI'm not sure about the girls ON Wall Street, but the girls in my business department are at least a standard deviation and a half above any girls any where else on campus. At least.

Marketing, Sales, HR...

I was referring to the entire undergrad BSchool dept. Marketing probably has the most, I don't know many HR people, the others are generally BSchool average... the Finance department at my school has some of the HOTTEST girls on an individual basis, but Marketing probably trumps nonetheless, and it's hard to tell.

Nothing can stop me.
 
RelinquisWhy are you guys perving over some girls linkedIn profile? So rude.

I think you need to get out more and maybe develop non-internet based social skills...

Amen. I mean what the fuck?! Randomly trolling through LI profiles and then writing on some random person on the sole basis of her looks?! BI is bs but I expected better from WSO.

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SaucyBacon85
RelinquisWhy are you guys perving over some girls linkedIn profile? So rude.

I think you need to get out more and maybe develop non-internet based social skills...

Amen. I mean what the fuck?! Randomly trolling through LI profiles and then writing on some random person on the sole basis of her looks?! BI is bs but I expected better from WSO.

Agreed. This article is pretty fucking creepy.

 

Xenia is hot, but definitely a very small minority of good looking women on Wall Street. I agree it's a lot easier for women to become hired as analysts, but MUCH more difficult for women to rise above the ranks. I personally like to work in a fraternal environment, so I'm sorry ladies, you'll probably get dumped by the end of your analyst stint lol

 

Guys, have you even looked at her education?

" Moscow State Industrial University (MSIU) Graduated, Applied maths and physics 2008 – 2010

Belorussian State University Bachelor's degree, Applied Mathematics 2003 – 2008 "

Now, I can believe that really hot girls exist in finance. Ok, I can hardly imagine, but lets assume they also exist in IBD and S&T.

But I refuse to believe a girl with a model appearance spent seven years doing Applied Mathematics and Physics.

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"
 

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