Cryptocurrency Infographics on Instagram Pisses Me Off

Shut the fuck about with your dumbass shiny infographics flooding my explore page, if I wanted finmemes, I'd go to Litquidity's page and not some shitty sigma hustleset grindaccount that's the equivalent of Deutsche.Β 
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Your shitty infographics saying how Dogecoin has infinite supply, making Bitcoin a better investment is not helpful. Your daily motivation quotes saying to fip a house after renovating it isn't helpful. A quote from Elon Musk telling me to be a drug dealer isn't helpful. Shut the fuck up and go back to attending your BUSI101 class at Rutgers and not Ross because you were too busy day trading Dogecoin in your senior year of high school to get into Ross.

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Anonymous Monkey, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Damn, actually a good post by ilovewaspybroads.Β  The whole "hustle culture" thing is so annoying, and this is coming from someone very active in side hustles, especially when they're pressuring you into buying the next pump and dump.

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Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Tell us how you really feel.

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
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Sounds like you bought ADA, you feeling ok OP?

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PEarbitrage, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I hustle your mom daily.

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NewIndustryHorizon, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Nearly unfollowed a HS friend because of this. It's really insufferable how much he claims to know. It's funny because I know a legitimate bitcoin millionaire who never ever posts any crypto stuff and just his super chill lifestyle post/stories on nights out since he doesn't work and just passively invests ($5-10 million net worth @ 31 whose been investing since 2016 like crazy with $1-2 mil liquid). He only talks crypto in person if you bring it up but you can't tell if you just met him that he's killing it. Funny thing is my HS friend works as a healthcare clinician full time yet keeps talking about crypto like he's some sort of savant. The only thing he posts from his side hustles that's actually for good reason is his girlfriend's real estate listings (it's genuine and a lot of her listings are actually very nice/affordable for a lot of people who follow him from HS -- so business wise, it makes sense).

  • Incoming Analyst in AM - Other
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I hate them because I think, "These dummies invested in this shit and made all this money, and here I am still buying ETF's and calling them dummies".Β 

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iggs99988, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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