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Honestly no

Looks fine to me just don’t shave the sides too high

Get rid of the mullet and grow out the sides so it’s a classic flow.

You should aim more a more prestigious haircut think Patrick Bateman slick back/receding hairline/bald

Honestly it’s fine bro. Just trim slightly and make sure it looks neat. I don’t think anyone would care.

Source: had a coworker will longer curly hair.

Is this a shitpost?

First the guy who wanted to wear an earring and now mullet man.

This is investment banking. You are judged on your presentation, including yourself. You can be stylish and clean. Find a different style.

Remove all hair from your body. Almost all full timers lose all of their body hair by AN2. So it actually is better that way

genuinely fine. as long as the sides aren't too short, no one will care

People lose return offers for genuinely the dumbest and smallest of reasons. Is a haircut really worth the chance, even if tiny, that it might rub the wrong person the wrong way? 

Hey man mind if I Pm. I’m in a similar situ and will be going to a Canadian BB as well

depends on ur group but just grow the sides and maybe half an inch off in general and make sure its neatly styled

In full honesty there’s an ER associate on my floor who has a mullet and a moustache. Obviously not IB so it’s different, but still could probably be acceptable.

Recommend getting the mullet like midway through your internship or something if you really want to

MATTINGLY! Get rid of those sideburns! What sideburns? You heard me hippie!