Analyst Shows Up in the Prada Sped Slipper — What Are You Doing?

Your intern or first-year analyst rocks up to the office wearing these Prada Sped Slipper monstrosities.

Are you:

A) Sending them home to put on adult shoes
B) Quietly staffing them on nothing client-facing
C) Respecting the confidence required to spend £800 dressing like an orthopaedic patient
D) Immediately deducting “attention to detail” from their performance review

Personally, if you’re going to dress like a special-needs Victorian schoolboy, your model had better be flawless.

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But shoes are the test if a man can dress himself. 

Get the shoes wrong and you’re someone who pissed the money that everything else you’re wearing cost. 

Your look is never better than your shoes.

 

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