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I always wear my work clothes on a night out. This sends out a signal that I am a real baller with a seven-figure bank account, which is exactly what 2017-girls are looking for. For the rest of the evening, they see me as their escape out of their day-job at motherfucking Macy´s, because I look like someone who can provide for them. Obviously, I continue to fuel their imagination by saying stuff like "My apartment is a little too big for me because I am alone most of the time. I also work a lot... Look at me, I didn´t even have a chance to go home and change after work". I now have the appearance of this Friday´s winning lottery ticket. A man with a big apartment, who´s never home, earning a more than comfortable living is a dream to these basic, straight-out-of-college bitches who now want to fuck me. Evidently, this causes a lot of tension because I turned this hen-party into a pageant competition where the winner gets anally fucked tonight, with a potential 5-year call-option on me. This is my plan all along! I now leverage my position in the newly formed bar-hierarchy to get threesomes, providing me with yet another story to tell the guys on the trading floor on Monday morning. My boss loves these stories because his degenerate wife hasn´t slept with that fat fuck for at least four months. I know that he lives out most of his fantasies through his proteges, which I thought seemed a little creepy at first. I don't mind anymore though because this will result in him throwing me a bigger bone come bonus time this April.

Hence, regular dress shirts are the way to go.

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.
 
"QuiltEmerson" I always wear my work clothes on a night out. This sends out a signal that I am a real baller with a seven-figure bank account, which is exactly what 2017-girls are looking for. For the rest of the evening, they see me as their escape out of their day-job at motherfucking Macy's, because I look like someone who can provide for them. Obviously, I continue to fuel their imagination by saying stuff like "My apartment is a little too big for me because I am alone most of the time. I also work a lot... Look at me, I didn't even have a chance to go home and change after work". I now have the appearance of this Friday's winning lottery ticket. A man with a big apartment, who's never home, earning a more than comfortable living is a dream to these basic, straight-out-of-college bitches who now want to fuck me. Evidently, this causes a lot of tension because I turned this hen-party into a pageant competition where the winner gets anally fucked tonight, with a potential 5-year call-option on me. This is my plan all along! I now leverage my position in the newly formed bar-hierarchy to get threesomes, providing me with yet another story to tell the guys on the trading floor on Monday morning. My boss loves these stories because his degenerate wife hasn't slept with that fat fuck for at least four months. I know that he lives out most of his fantasies through his proteges, which I thought seemed a little creepy at first. I don't mind anymore though because this will result in him throwing me a bigger bone come bonus time this April.

Hence, regular dress shirts are the way to go.

posts like this are why I don't work/never will work in finance, yet I've been coming to this site since 2008. Sb'ed

 

Sb'd. Regular dress shirt is definitely good with a suit jacket or blazer but without it, the collar just 'fly' and it's not a good look. Any solution for this? Plus, going out I normally wear jeans with a dress shirt so it doesn't look like I'm coming from work.

 

You plan your things smooth. It really looks you really have nothing better to do than plan ho to organize ur outfit to plan into college girls' mind what ur life is and how big ur apartment is or ur bank account so you can get laid....wow

 

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