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awawgoian

Can I still get into banking with nontarget eyes? What about colored contacts? Please reach out.

Yes you can get into banking with non-target eyes. You're just going to need to network harder than those with target eyes haha
 

I like the blue within blue or Eyes of Ibad look, like the Fremen from Dune.

BTW how do I attach pictures? Would like to include an image here.

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
awawgoian

Can I still get into banking with nontarget eyes? What about colored contacts? Please reach out.

Who monkey shat this?! I laughed.

 
Bateman Begins tropos:

RECESSIVE GENES FTW

Which makes it harder to pass on one's genetics.

Who cares about passing them on?

 
brandon st randy

I like the blue within blue or Eyes of Ibad look, like the Fremen from Dune.

BTW how do I attach pictures? Would like to include an image here.

No, I'm not showing you my eyeball pics. Haven't you ever seen someone with dark hair and blue eyes before?

 

What exactly do you plan to do about it if I tell you yes? How do you change your behavior if I tell you no? What about if I tell you to eat a dick?

 

and this matters because?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
Cookies With Milken brandon st randy:

I like the blue within blue or Eyes of Ibad look, like the Fremen from Dune.

BTW how do I attach pictures? Would like to include an image here.

The spice must flow!

He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!

BTW, love your choice of username. It is from Future Stocks I assume?

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
brandon st randy Cookies With Milken: brandon st randy:

I like the blue within blue or Eyes of Ibad look, like the Fremen from Dune.

BTW how do I attach pictures? Would like to include an image here.

The spice must flow!

He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!

BTW, love your choice of username. It is from Future Stocks I assume?

No, it's from the Bateman Begins trailer. Do a YouTube search.

 
brandon st randy

I like the blue within blue or Eyes of Ibad look, like the Fremen from Dune.

BTW how do I attach pictures? Would like to include an image here.

Quote my post for the code.

 

No one will give a shit about the color of your eyes if the rest of your face looks like it was smashed with a hammer.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Kenny Powers

green>blue>brown

I'm guessing from your power rankings my hazel eyes make me reign supreme ?

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 
tropos Bateman Begins: tropos:

RECESSIVE GENES FTW

Which makes it harder to pass on one's genetics.

Who cares about passing them on?

I do. Master race tall, white, blonde, blue eyes checking in.

 

Makes it easier to wear a blue dress shirt with white collar/cuffs and a yellow power tie with blue squares and diamonds on it with ice blue cufflinks. As a man with dark brown eyes and bronze skin I can't rock that the way you can.

 

My dad has green eyes, my mother has blue eyes, my sister has blue eyes. I have brown eyes.

I have yet to forgive them. I'm probably adopted ...

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige
 

You're missing the point. Brown eyes convey earnings consistency. Just look at the statistics, 75% of the most succesfull people have brown eyes. And this is in no way related to the fact that 75% brown eyes prevalence in the human population

 

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