Pants: Crotch Room + Narrow Leg Opening

I'm having trouble finding pants that have a medium-high rise, providing for crotch room when sitting down. But that taper to a narrow (14-15.5'') leg opening. It seems that all of the slim fit pants give me camel toe when I sit.

Any brands you guys would recommend? Or am I better off buying traditional fits and having them tapered? Which is something I've had a lot of success with.

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AcctNerd

Nice humblebrag re: size of "package"

Not really, more like I have big thighs relative to my waist but like a slim fit.

But yeah, some of the kids I see these days in skinny pants, I can't figure out where they make room for their balls.

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This is why I only wear crotchless.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

So I bought 4 pairs of trousers at the thrift shop for like $10 a pop that are perfect up top and baggy in the leg. Had them tailored to a 15'' leg opening and they're awesome. Shit cost me $90 though. Little Chinaman may as well have punched me in the dick. That shit took his wife half an hour tops.

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