Perfect banker outfit

Hi Guys.

How would you dress at the top level? What clothes would you buy if your year bonus is 1mm+ ? Here is the perfect banker outfit i created:

shoes: A.Testoni shirt: Zegna suit: Brioni tie: Hermes handkerchief: Tom Ford briefcase: Louis Vuitton pen: Montblanc watch: Patek Philippe

BONUS:

high school: Andover undergrad: Yale (Skull and Bones) MBA: HBS

So how do you fellow future-MD's think a banker should dress? Discuss.

17 Comments
 

Haha I find this thread so funny. Can barely contain myself at my desk.

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Cmon guys...no offence but stop being so pathetic. JUST chillax and imagine. I mean why can't you just dream-plan a little bit without being judged.

 
Benq shoes: A.Testoni shirt: Zegna suit: Brioni tie: Hermes handkerchief: Tom Ford briefcase: Louis Vuitton pen: Montblanc watch: Patek Philippe

Shoes: Where are you shopping, online at Gilt? Shirt: If you're a fatass Suit: If you're a fatass Tie: Fine Handkerchief: The 1800s called; they want their stuff back. Pen: Bic is fine for me considering I lose/misplace about 10 a day Watch: Fine

 
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Benq shoes: A.Testoni shirt: Zegna suit: Brioni tie: Hermes handkerchief: Tom Ford briefcase: Louis Vuitton pen: Montblanc watch: Patek Philippe

Shoes: Where are you shopping, online at Gilt? Shirt: If you're a fatass Suit: If you're a fatass Tie: Fine Handkerchief: The 1800s called; they want their stuff back. Pen: Bic is fine for me considering I lose/misplace about 10 a day Watch: Fine

Haha handkerchief and pen! lol
 

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