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You need new drawers dude.

Two 'Hail Mary' options 1. Find a brush that scruffs up the fabric a bit. Some girls have this. Borrow it and give it a whirl.
2. Try washing them in a regular washing machine, and then machine drying them.

At this point, they're toast, might as well give it a shot and see what happens. You can also just try not letting anyone see your backside, but I suppose that would work better in an episode of Seinfeld than real life.

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