to all the guys out there: a shopping proposal....

Hi!

I am a 22 year-old graduate of NYU as of this past December and a total clothes fanatic. I know many of you guys don't have either the time, interest, and/or knowledge to shop, so that's where I come in.

Here's the deal:

On a day you're free, you & I go shopping. We buy you some nice things that you look and feel awesome in. Pretty simple. I'm fun, down-to-earth, and I have an eye for what looks good on a guy. Despite moving to NYC several years ago, I originally hail from a relatively preppy & conservative Southern town and am still loyal to the tailored look I grew up with. I'm not here to change your style, just refine it! Polished and tasteful is always the way to go. As a female and someone who goes out every weekend, I can assure you most girls are looking for someone who is groomed and well-kempt.

Whether you're into Rag & Bone or you dig a Brooks Brothers sweater set, I love it all. If you're looking to update your wardrobe for work, daytime adventures, a night out, or even the gym (too many of you could use help in that department) then perhaps this would be a good fit. Even just investing in a new pair of jeans and a nice sports shirt can make all the difference. If you're on a budget, no worries. There are certainly a ton of affordable places in NYC that carry a great selection of men's clothing. It won't be a big production, I promise. It's a few hours of shopping and you get to go home with some cool stuff!

Most importantly, this is a STRICTLY professional venture. I love to laugh and am pretty easy going, but just keep it polite, classy, and we're set. I would definitely want to meet you beforehand to a) discuss your current closet and b) know that I'll still be alive after our shopping trip.

SO on that note, if you're interested, email me at [email protected] with your contact info and the best days & times to meet. I understand a lot of you have crazy work schedules, but we'll figure it out! I am also completely aware that it might not seem "manly" for someone to take you shopping, but there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good.

Thanks!

- L.B.

ps. if this is against WSO's rules on advertising I apologize, just though it could be fun & helpful to some!

12 Comments
 

Does this offer include an after shopping spree old fashioned?

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jasper90you forgot to mention "the catch"
hmm... YOU pay for the clothes, YOU pay for the consultation, and YOU don't get a happy ending.

Pretty big catch.

 

You sound like an "escort" on craigslist.

Edit: I thought you were a dude, so I got weirded out. But still, what are you doing man...

 

But, don't forget the value here is she's "easy going" and "likes to laugh".

In all seriousness though, OP has only had an account for 3 weeks and reminds me of that journalist that rode on expensive free food everyday by tricking wealthy guys into taking her out to dinner.

Can we move to ban the OP and remove this nonsensical post?

UFOinsiderLet me understand, someone's going to pay you to take them shopping?
 

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