After getting a free WSO cotton t-shirt, I've started wearing it out to nightclubs. The black cotton, the printed on logo of a monkey and a palm tree. It's all so perfect.
Anyone else's pull ratio go up by 600%? First night I wore it out, I was spotted by Jamie Dimon and James Gorman, and offered jobs right on the spot after we railed h****rs and did b**w together.
I've noticed that the effects of the WSO t-shirt are magnified by a factor of 2.0 when combined with a "Make America Great Again" hat.
No one will take you serious till you open carry......a banana
I hope you remember to walk around with monkey shit to throw at people.
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