29 Dumb Things Finance People Say

Came across the write up and though the writer is hard pressing and stretching the limit at places, but at all a bad compilation !!! Any other vague n idiotic statements ever thrown at you during your career....

http://www.businessinsider.com/29-dumb-things-finance-people-say-2013-11

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the verdict is not out yet on whether or not obamacare will fuck shit up (i doubt it will) otherwise, mostly truth

I'm not concerned with the very poor -Mitt Romney
 

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