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laxn103Hey I was wondering if hedge funds make doodies. Let me know if the people who work here make normal bowel movements.

Is your 3.2 gpa really a 2.3?

-Cackmenimble

 
laxn103Well with all the people complaining about how users ask the same questions over and over I figure this might be a good, refreshing topic for all.

But I already began this topic a few months ago, just kidding. :)

 

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