I did it

Hey everyone, this is just a post where I am basically going to jerk myself off since after suffering in banking for years I finally got a job at an awesome SM where I plan to work ~50 hrs a week and make a fuck ton of money (by my standards at least). So yeah, I'm pretty fucking stoked. Thanks for reading

14 Comments
 

I think he means this

"A multi-manager (MM) fund has multiple portfolio managers PMs with their own P&Ls, while a single-manager (SM) fund has a single PM with a single P&L" 

Quoted from mergersandinquisitions.com

Sovereign Wealth Fund Consultant
 
Funniest

I also would like to jerk myself off. I went to Philips Exeter, Harvard (AB Government obviously), GS TMT, KKR, Tiger, and then literally spoke with God himself who congratulated me on my success. He then sent me back to earth to generate alpha which is the true meaning of life. Soon I will be able to move markets with but a single thought, much like a Dr. Manhattan of finance (my penis is that big as well).

 

Perspiciatis porro accusantium est et natus rerum. Aut aut dolores ex provident. Autem vitae quo error. Aut voluptatem sit dicta sit occaecati architecto.

Career Advancement Opportunities

July 2026 Hedge Fund

  • Point72 99.0%
  • D.E. Shaw 98.1%
  • AQR Capital Management 97.1%
  • Citadel Investment Group 96.1%
  • Magnetar Capital 95.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

July 2026 Hedge Fund

  • Magnetar Capital 99.0%
  • D.E. Shaw 98.0%
  • Blackstone Group 97.0%
  • Citadel Investment Group 96.0%
  • Millennium Partners 95.0%

Professional Growth Opportunities

July 2026 Hedge Fund

  • AQR Capital Management 99.0%
  • Point72 98.1%
  • D.E. Shaw 97.1%
  • Citadel Investment Group 96.2%
  • Magnetar Capital 95.2%

Total Avg Compensation

July 2026 Hedge Fund

  • Portfolio Manager (9) $1,648
  • Vice President (27) $464
  • Director/MD (12) $423
  • NA (9) $320
  • Engineer/Quant (86) $288
  • 3rd+ Year Associate (26) $284
  • Manager (4) $282
  • 2nd Year Associate (32) $253
  • 1st Year Associate (77) $191
  • Analysts (242) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (29) $145
  • Junior Trader (5) $102
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (282) $96
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
9
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
10
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”