I did it

Hey everyone, this is just a post where I am basically going to jerk myself off since after suffering in banking for years I finally got a job at an awesome SM where I plan to work ~50 hrs a week and make a fuck ton of money (by my standards at least). So yeah, I'm pretty fucking stoked. Thanks for reading

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I think he means this

"A multi-manager (MM) fund has multiple portfolio managers PMs with their own P&Ls, while a single-manager (SM) fund has a single PM with a single P&L" 

Quoted from mergersandinquisitions.com

Sovereign Wealth Fund Consultant
 
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I also would like to jerk myself off. I went to Philips Exeter, Harvard (AB Government obviously), GS TMT, KKR, Tiger, and then literally spoke with God himself who congratulated me on my success. He then sent me back to earth to generate alpha which is the true meaning of life. Soon I will be able to move markets with but a single thought, much like a Dr. Manhattan of finance (my penis is that big as well).

 

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