Non Target School (Cal Poly SLO), Almost Senior, No Internship

I've been lurking in WSO for a while now, and fully expect some seriously harsh criticisms. Basically the deal is that I'm pretty smart, but I've been lazy and unmotivated most my life. Most of the things I've been really passionate about are non-productive. I'm a Econ/Finance major and have a 3.48 GPA and I have no campus involvement. I have recently gotten into investing, and have realized (after much lurking on this forum) how seriously screwed my career prospects are with my current trajectory.

Thankfully, I think investing and stock trading is something that I've become seriously passionate about and find real satisfaction doing. With that passion comes motivation to un-screw myself which is something I've never had before. I'm willing to put in as much work as it takes, I just want to set myself up for the best shot into a HF analyst role that has a door into an increased stake in PnL from where I am now.

My current thinking is to get a math minor and kill it with my grades going forward so I can at least point to a really good track record finishing out college. The math minor would extend my college career by a year, and I'd use the time well so I might add a stats minor as well. I've heard that the "victory lap" can be dangerous, but I'm already non-target and these seem like pretty good reasons to stay another year. I've heard very mixed things about the time-worthiness of getting an MBA or Mfin.

I suppose this is unavoidably a "roastme" post, but I'd really like to know if this is something I can pull off, and the ideal path to do so. Is the math minor/stats minor a good idea? I plan to reach out to some alumni and join the investment club (even if it's online for a while). I'm willing to read good books and do extracurricular learning in (what I expect to be) my extremely limited free time.

Also, while I've read a lot about this stuff, payscales are still a bit confusing to me. It seems like equity research is less lucrative and is less about actively formulating strategies and trading ideas than hedge fund analyst positions. It also seems more focused on providing wallstreet clients with info if they are seeking it. To clarify, I'd want to avoid this type of equity research role.

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Pretty close. You would be surprised if I gave stats, so get the knowledge before I get bored of this site. I am in such a silo in terms the people that I have interacted with over the past couple months that I find the level of delusion super entertaining on this forum.

This rising senior in college at a terrible school with a mediocre GPA openly admitting that he has been 'unmotivated and lazy most of his life' - now wants to cram in math/stats/MBA/MFIN/Internships/Investment Clubs in his final year of college and get his dream hedge fund job, but is loathe to consider equity research because that is just not lucrative enough for him. How delusional and entitled can someone get? Is this really Gen Z? How is this individual ever going to work a normal job that his merits deserve?

 

Give the guy a break. At least he has the awareness to realize he's been on the wrong track and needs to change. He is asking for help. No need to punch him while he's down.

Getting a HF job straight out of undergrad is near impossible even for guys that had their sht together in college. Chances are even slimmer for you. The best path for you to follow is to aim for an IB or equity research position upon graduating. Extending your college studies one year is a decent idea: it buys you time to re-enter the recruiting cycle and to network like crazy. What I would underlineis that the value of the math or statistics you learn is minimal; getting your minor is just a pretext. Of course aim for good grades, but do spend a ton of time networking trying to make up for the fact you are at a non-target. You wouldnt be the first person to land at a bulge bracket IB position from a non target. Whether this is thru family connections, sheer persistence, or some other way, is for you to figure out.

Some of us only got to the buyside in our 30s. Dont let anyone tell you it's too late because you're 21.

 

Obviously, you’re seriously far behind where you need to be and at least you seem to know that. I think the extra year is a good idea but if you’re going to do it, you need to do it right. That means a lot of hard work, which means a real, durable change in your attitude. I don’t know if that’s possible for you, but you can at least try. You’re probably going to need close to a 4.0 your super-senior year to bring up the rest of your GPA to something respectable and to be able to show recruiters and interviewers that you’ve actually turned over a new leaf and aren’t lazy anymore. Further, you’re going to need to network your ass off over the summer and through that year. You’re probably not going to get a shot at a real bank or HF anytime soon, but if you spend some time this summer working on ideas, putting together interesting pitches and cold calling a bunch of smaller shops that might be willing to take a chance and bring you on unpaid then you might be able to get some experience under your belt. Since were all remote you may actually find some luck there. From there, you might have a shot at a small ER shop or some no name hedge fund and you can take it from there as you progress through your career. It’s a foot in the door and that’s all you can hope for at this point.

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