People here need to stop being clowns. Most have no actual work experience at pod shops and are just hoping to land an internship.

It's funny that over 90% of the dipshits on WSO who reply and insult me don't even work at pod shops and think licking Buffett's 95 year old ancient balls will get them to be better investors when stocks move 20% up or down every day based on Tweets. Talk about being disrupted. Good luck to the monkeys on this forum who think "investing" is just calculating FCF yield and you'll be set to make money. Clowns. 

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paulyoungettem

Talk specific stock ideas that make money or shut the fuck up and go to hell, dipshit. 

This has to be the most desperate attempt at idea generation I've ever seen 😂

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This is your 3rd post crying about HF... The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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As an experienced armchair psychotherapist, I’m officially diagnosing you manic depressive with a below average IQ and a variety of autism spectrum disorders. The good news is there’s a cure! The bad news is it requires you to leave the site and finance altogether. You can’t manage money if you can’t manage your emotions. The cure is a lobotomy followed by a hysterectomy. We wish you the best and may you never procreate.

 

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