People here need to stop being clowns. Most have no actual work experience at pod shops and are just hoping to land an internship.

It's funny that over 90% of the dipshits on WSO who reply and insult me don't even work at pod shops and think licking Buffett's 95 year old ancient balls will get them to be better investors when stocks move 20% up or down every day based on Tweets. Talk about being disrupted. Good luck to the monkeys on this forum who think "investing" is just calculating FCF yield and you'll be set to make money. Clowns. 

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paulyoungettem

Talk specific stock ideas that make money or shut the fuck up and go to hell, dipshit. 

This has to be the most desperate attempt at idea generation I've ever seen 😂

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

This is your 3rd post crying about HF... The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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