Summer Analyst at a Small Fund

sorry kiddo, we don't all have rich uncles. As someone close to the business, you're deluding yourself if you think the HF manager is after your skillz rather than owes a favor/wants your uncle's money.

Start studying types of coffee, learn about the lunch specials for all restaurants in the area, & get really good at removing staples and then scanning paper.

When you say you gave your wealthy uncle the tip on the stock- do you mean before it was public info? Lol ditto the question for your own magical 120% return when your Dad's company bought the hazmat gear.

check your privilege CIS white male!

Hey mate

I'm 16 and I have interned twice at a Hedge Fund. From my experience the guys working in the fund don't give a fuck about if you have some amazing investment plan you've got going. Instead they look for hard workers who have a huge hunger for learning more about financial markets. Not some warrior who made x returns on some stock and they now think they've made it on Wall Street.

I'm gonna be honest and say you sound arrogant and very submissive. If you walk into that Fund and talked about your own investments and how your Warren Buffet. They would either A role their eyes or B tear you to shreds and tell you to not bother coming back. So in short, don't be arrogant and remember your place.