Bank of Amerigoat is Paradise

With recent news on JPM firing analysts with oncycle offers, GS checking every 3 months, MS forcing attestation, and even Citi (shittee) bank (fat finger ah bank) forcing attestations, Bank of America (Amerigoat) is now the only BULGE BRACKET bank to allow you to accept oncycle opportunities and exit into PE.

Analyst 1 just got 90 top and 60 mid bonus while the other BB’s crying in 50 top, and can’t even recruit elsewhere 😂

Just like Kendrick Lamar says, our risk averse and beautiful CEO Mr Brian Moynihunk says: “Motherfuck the big three, nia it’s just big me nga”

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