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If you are talking about that other thread, that anonymous poster isn't me jackass. It's a dawg eat dawg world.

It's a dawg eat dawg world.
 

Wow, you guys made a thread about me because of that? Should I take this as a compliment? I feel really special. Lighten up geez. It's a dawg eat dawg world.

It's a dawg eat dawg world.
 

I won't comment on your posts, but everytime i see "It's a dawg eat dog world.", for some reason, I am incredibly bothered.

It's likely a combination of its cliche, overuse (in all your posts), spelling of "dawg", and the fact that it's in bold makes it stick out.

please stop lol.

 

"it's a Bush fuck Dawgie world." get it? it's rather witty, if i must say so myself.

 

coz you know normally, it should be a "dawgie fuck bush world" but because George Bush is such a dawg, and dawgie is a douchebag, George Bush will eventually fuck Dawgie.

the play on words should be noted here. I have used "bush" and "Bush" do differentiate between a vagina and a dick (wow, another play on word. here, i have equated George Bush with a dick, which in north america symbolizes a bad man, a very bad man.)

 

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