Dumbest Bonus Buy
What’s the dumbest shit you’ve seen someone buy after their bonus? A guy in my analyst class bought a $12,000 lizard the day after his first bonus
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the guy who bought Gucci Deal Sleds when we were in Ops
When BO bros go on tinder dates saying they work for Goldman:
To be fair 90% of people outside of IB have no clue what it is.
Its 99%
A $250 deposit + dick pic for a fake prostitute I met on Tinder that took my money and ghosted me. Srs.
Happened to me as well, but my outlay was $150. Felt bad, bro.
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