This is probably going to sound ridiculous but I ended up in the ER and found out I have an apparent pelvic floor strain because I held my piss for almost 4hrs.
Was slammed and kept telling myself I would go in a few minutes and then something else would come up. A few days later I’m sitting in the ER sitting there thinking genuinrly what the actual fuck am I doing.
Somewhere along the way I got so caught up in not wanting to leave the desk or miss something that holding my piss for 4 hours seemed like the reasonable decision.
Now it hurts to have sex. Woke up with morning wood the other day and it fucking killed. I’m 29 years old and somehow managed to hurt my dick because I was too worried about leaving my desk to go to the fucking bathroom.
I’ve made money. Can afford pretty much everything I actually need and a lot of shit I don’t.
Idk what more is supposed to do at this point. Like I genuinely don’t know what the number is. I used to have one. Then you get closer to it and it changes.
I was sitting in the ER thinking about that. Like I held my piss for four fucking hours for what exactly?
I really wish this was a joke or satire fucking brutal out here.
Logging off
If your dick doesn't work it's basically over so you may as well just keep going /s
Bro I didn’t even know this was possible
Also how do you guys hold your piss in this long lmao
Read the whole thing thinking Equity Research lol
valid
I’ve started hooking up to a catheter for this exact reason, saved time more than makes up for the initial investment
Just put a bucket beneath your desk like I do.
People joke about this but health issues are super common in the industry. Worked at an EB / large cap PE and the amount of people with stomach issues, urinary issues, ulcers, and heart issues worsened by the job is insane.
It's why the restrooms look like that
I work with a guy who did Big Law for a bit and quit when he realized every senior guy at his firm had survived a heart attack.
Why'd he quit? They all survived!
Missed a trick by not just setting up your desk in a bathroom
lol this was hilarious story, reminds me of that old story about the junior banker who had to take a shit on the private plan and the only toilet as the last seat with a white sheet in front of it. lol.
After not getting really sick for 3 years even after spending my weekends at frat parties, my body was shutting down from stress during banking. Months long infection and glucose issues (before you people try calling me fat I’m near an underweight BMI) from stress… Not worth it…
Fatass
bruh i piss like once an hour all day
fr can't imagine not going peepee
"Now it hurts to have sex"
okay this guy is just trolling us
in what North Korean labor camp are you deployed?
Consider this an epiphany. These types of jobs will eat up all your time. There is no real "vacation" even at the senior level. You can come back and boast about some amazing trip you took with family but the family knows everyday you had some dumb call to join and at night you are trying to email or apologize to someone bc "you are overseas currently."
Get a decent nest egg and go find something that doesnt suck on a daily basis (even weekends).
What do you define as a decent nest egg? Hard to know when to let go
gotta get one of these bad boys
great read
Holy shit bro you might be retarded. Your client doesn’t let you piss?
it’s ok bro, dm me. will gladly take your place
this happened to me and all 109 of my fraternity brothers
You pussies actually drink water?
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