This is probably going to sound ridiculous but I ended up in the ER and found out I have an apparent pelvic floor strain because I held my piss for almost 4hrs.
Was slammed and kept telling myself I would go in a few minutes and then something else would come up. A few days later I’m sitting in the ER sitting there thinking genuinrly what the actual fuck am I doing.
Somewhere along the way I got so caught up in not wanting to leave the desk or miss something that holding my piss for 4 hours seemed like the reasonable decision.
Now it hurts to have sex. Woke up with morning wood the other day and it fucking killed. I’m 29 years old and somehow managed to hurt my dick because I was too worried about leaving my desk to go to the fucking bathroom.
I’ve made money. Can afford pretty much everything I actually need and a lot of shit I don’t.
Idk what more is supposed to do at this point. Like I genuinely don’t know what the number is. I used to have one. Then you get closer to it and it changes.
I was sitting in the ER thinking about that. Like I held my piss for four fucking hours for what exactly?
I really wish this was a joke or satire fucking brutal out here.
Logging off
If your dick doesn't work it's basically over so you may as well just keep going /s
Don’t let the door hit you in your vagina on the way out
Bro I didn’t even know this was possible
Also how do you guys hold your piss in this long lmao
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