Is My Boy Cooked?

Currently road tripping to the beach for our senior year spring break and my boy is cranking a model in the backseat.

He has an offer at a top BB (JPM/Citi/UBS), so I get that he wants to be dialed, but this feels like a little much.

Is bro cooked?

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Congrats on throwing your limited free time in your 20s away for an employer that doesn’t give a fuck about you!

 

Not cooked, just unnecessary. They’ll teach you how to do everything when you get there. And chances are he won’t even be holding pen on model for like a year

 

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