Is My Boy Cooked?

Currently road tripping to the beach for our senior year spring break and my boy is cranking a model in the backseat.

He has an offer at a top BB (JPM/Citi/UBS), so I get that he wants to be dialed, but this feels like a little much.

Is bro cooked?

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Congrats on throwing your limited free time in your 20s away for an employer that doesn’t give a fuck about you!

 

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