Who was the worst analyst you have seen that somehow did not get fired?

Not IBD, but work in a FO role at a BB (Ignore title, way out of date). 

Worked with an analyst who:

• Worked 60-70% of the hours everyone else on the team worked
• took very long lunch breaks, sometimes 2 hours + (in our seats you're expected to eat at your desk)
• Refused to learn how to use our group's technical tools (software etc)
• Came into the office 2-3 days a week
• Often ignored emails
• Would occasionally argue with seniors on email chains (always wrong)
• Watched sports at his desk with the volume UP. 

Made it a couple of years before finally getting yeeted off the desk.  

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